Just so you Republican asshats know, most of the people on welfare these days are children.
Just look it up you'll see I'm right.
The fact is that if you vehemently oppose any form of welfare these days, you're indirectly asking for the return of child labor.
by Submitters of Words June 28, 2011
lazy ass people who mooch off people who work!
My neighbor who sleeps all day and ignores her kid is on welfare.
by SiCkOfYoU August 28, 2005
1. The largest voter pool for the democratic party.
2. A charity created by rich democrats so that they don't have to feel so bad about being rich.
3. A free ride for people who realize government cheese is preferable to gainful employment.
I feel so bad that I am a filthy rich democrat with lots of tax shelters, so I will vote to give more money to people who dont work. Of course, I will have the middle class working man pay for it.
by nonoyawns January 19, 2005
What fat ass lazy people use their whole life. Mainly used by fat ass white bitches with 9 kids, blacks, and drug addicts. It goes in that order too. A commonly unknown fact is that it is mostly black people, but in-fact it's us, the white people because some of us are so fucking lazy. Our country would be so better off without welfare, and then I wouldn’t have to look at your scumbag trailer parks whenever I drive around, or smell your stinky asses in the grocery store. In countries that do not have governmental assistance programs, the poverty rates are almost non-existent, because people know they have to go out an get a job not sit on their fat ass and collect welfare.
Fat Bitch: I can’t wait for my welfare check next month; I will have my 7th kid, and more kids equal more welfare
Drug Addict Husband: Yea, why don’t you bend over baby and we'll have another, maybe we an afford a car then
Fat Bitch: Well maybe we should go to the hospital first and make sure I have a baby and I’m not just getting fat from sucking cocks and watching Dr. Phil and Jerry Springer all day
by SFdickie49 February 10, 2005
The government's continued effort at dry fucking the working people and picking their pockets to pamper those who think that work is overrated.
I should get a job, but I'd rather surf the net all day. Let some other sucker go to work; I'll just get a welfare cheque.
by Amadeus38 February 18, 2012
government assistance to the poor which was formerly riddled with problems, that in 1996 America ended as we knew it
It was finally time to make welfare what is should have been: a second chance, not a way of life
by Diamond J April 15, 2008
What illegal Mexicans collect, which ends up fucking over American taxpayers.
That illegal wetback won't even get a paying job, she'd rather sit home and collect welfare and drive without insurance.
by Jimmy Burke April 22, 2007

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