a check you get at the first of the month.
welfare is in. whoo hooo!
by d dogg July 12, 2003
A social excuse to allow more government control.
The government buys my vote by offering me and the rest of my crack-adled buddies welfare. I love the democratic party!
by Japanadan October 11, 2004
A type of program that one would take because of horrid financial problems.

Although Welfare is commonly used by lazy people, Welfare still has a vital purpose in civilization.
"Sadly, everyone takes Welfare due to laziness. To me, the only time Welfare is appropriate is if the person, or his family, is in bad financial shape. Nevertheless, as long as lazy people take Welfare, Welfare is nothing but an excuse."
-me
by Dave April 19, 2004
A system where a bunch of the money we work our asses off for, goes to lazy fucks who don't do a damn thing all day, except go to Wal-Mart in their pajamas.
kiss my ass welfare
by Underappreciated Workers Inc. August 22, 2012
The government's continued effort at dry fucking the working people and picking their pockets to pamper those who think that work is overrated.
I should get a job, but I'd rather surf the net all day. Let some other sucker go to work; I'll just get a welfare cheque.
by Amadeus38 February 18, 2012
the india defination of the american dream
italian: my dream is to go to america to work hard start my own company so i cant get everything i always dreamed of (new house,rolex, sports car ect...)

Indian: i vant to go to america to be on da welfare to stay at hom and make a da money wit no work, dank you tax payers!! vedy much you noe, but i make my daughter work at mc donalds so i get da free food
by John leeie August 30, 2011
1. The word that makes me want to become a libertarian whenever I hear it. 2. The program that the lazy, selfish, fat, trashy, stupid, loud, brain dead, annoying kids at my school who refuse to do anything more than be the janitor at Walmart for the rest of their meaningless lives live off.
1. Fat trashy cunt in the hallway: "I gonna have more babies because the govament is gonna give me more Welfare monies".

What I think when I hear this: "That fat cunt should thank me for having a brain, working hard, going to college, getting a job, and having part of my hard earned salary go to her and her seven children."
by ppirate9876 September 19, 2010

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