a check you get at the first of the month.
welfare is in. whoo hooo!
by d dogg July 12, 2003
Just so you Republican asshats know, most of the people on welfare these days are children.
Just look it up you'll see I'm right.
The fact is that if you vehemently oppose any form of welfare these days, you're indirectly asking for the return of child labor.
by Submitters of Words June 28, 2011
lazy ass people who mooch off people who work!
My neighbor who sleeps all day and ignores her kid is on welfare.
by SiCkOfYoU August 28, 2005
1. The largest voter pool for the democratic party.
2. A charity created by rich democrats so that they don't have to feel so bad about being rich.
3. A free ride for people who realize government cheese is preferable to gainful employment.
I feel so bad that I am a filthy rich democrat with lots of tax shelters, so I will vote to give more money to people who dont work. Of course, I will have the middle class working man pay for it.
by nonoyawns January 19, 2005
What fat ass lazy people use their whole life. Mainly used by fat ass white bitches with 9 kids, blacks, and drug addicts. It goes in that order too. A commonly unknown fact is that it is mostly black people, but in-fact it's us, the white people because some of us are so fucking lazy. Our country would be so better off without welfare, and then I wouldn’t have to look at your scumbag trailer parks whenever I drive around, or smell your stinky asses in the grocery store. In countries that do not have governmental assistance programs, the poverty rates are almost non-existent, because people know they have to go out an get a job not sit on their fat ass and collect welfare.
Fat Bitch: I can’t wait for my welfare check next month; I will have my 7th kid, and more kids equal more welfare
Drug Addict Husband: Yea, why don’t you bend over baby and we'll have another, maybe we an afford a car then
Fat Bitch: Well maybe we should go to the hospital first and make sure I have a baby and I’m not just getting fat from sucking cocks and watching Dr. Phil and Jerry Springer all day
by SFdickie49 February 10, 2005
a fat single mother (usually black or hispanic) who chooses not to work but rather to live off of other peoples hard earned money. the majority of people on welfare are below average intellegence and are always unemployed.
how you know someone is on welfare
im a fat single mother who doesnt care about my seven uneducated kids i would rather sit around all day on my lazy ass and live on your tax dollars. o crap im out of money better find some guy to knock me up more kids=more money.
by alex z April 17, 2006
Welfare is simply one of the many conspiracys fabricated by our government to control the black community. A proverbial crutch so to speak. The longer you can keep a minority dependant on a monthly check, all the more easy it will be to cripple him later. Inevitably this plan will forever safeguard the white mans well-being and likelihood for success. If we the black people dont snap out of this cycle, the white man will always maintain dominance in America.
"I been on welfare for six years motha fucka. What I look like gettin a job nigga?"
by Bobby R October 12, 2005
A system where a bunch of the money we work our asses off for, goes to lazy fucks who don't do a damn thing all day, except go to Wal-Mart in their pajamas.
kiss my ass welfare
by Underappreciated Workers Inc. August 22, 2012
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