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Dead beat dad is someone who has fathered children who does nothing to support them or have any involvement with his children. He is one of the reasons we all pay higher taxes for social welfare progams and why some people will rob, rape or murder you because they had one of these.
Bryan wanted to go on a trip with his new girlfriend because of this he missed his childs bday and skipped his child support payment making him a dead beat dad!
A party that occurs between the 1st and 15th of each month, often in the summer. All the welfare recipients in the neighborhood come together and groove to car stereo tunes outside, while their children are running around with nobody watching them, shoeless, and fighting with sticks. For a real shindig all the food stamp (EBT) cards are pulled together for porterhouse steaks, delicate shrimps, and the most elegant cheese balls you will find. Of course followed up by "red" Kool-Aid, natural ice, and watermelon.
Keke: Daddy can we go over to Deedee's house she is having a cookout.
Dad: (glances at the calendar), shit you ant goin to that welfare party!
Keke: Awww daddy why not? They got more food over there than we've had all month.
Daddy: ohh alright, but bring me back a plate!
Ghetto slang for a female who is receiving welfare or is on the county as it is colloquially known. The term itself is used in a derogatory fashion as it implies that a county chick will never become self-sufficient or employed and essentially depends on the government to subsidize the lifestyle of she and her multiple offspring.
"She's just a county chick, what did you expect?"
"Shanice had another baby and doesn't know who the dad is but it doesn't matter cause she's a county chick".
A pussy that delivers 8 children in one shot.
I saw Octo-Pussy on TV. Why would a woman with 6 kids on welfare get implanted with 8 more? Make her Doctor support them!
A poor, unmarried person who frequently engages in unprotected sex thereby producing unplanned children.
Sheila is a rabbitt. She lives off welfare.
Jack is a rabbitt. He never has any money because of all the child support he pays.
Use protection -- don't be a rabbitt!
Aka, "child support". A long-term and generally hefty tax created by the ultra rich in an attempt to keep men in western world from breeding.
A form of birth control passed off under the guise of "taking care of 'their' kids" (which is funny as many dadtaxee don't even get to see their offspring much less have possession of them).
The way it works is simple: Offer mom lots of free money (taken from dad) to do nothing other than "keep" kids away from dad. That is fitting as dad is forced to work most of the time using the threat of jail and the corresponding rapes/violence as incentive.
It's pretty clear cut, dad 'must' work to pay mom/lawyers/judges/social workers/psychologists and the rest of those who live from "family" (more like destroying families) courts. If he doesn't pay/work, "they" will take everything he has and throw him in a cage.
Those Nazi tactics sure make fatherhood look like a nightmare and that is the point, convince men not to have kids.
Rich guy: If you have kids, you'll become a financial slave, it'll ruin your life!
Dad: Sounds like you know all about it, did you and your buddies invent dadtax?
Rich Guy: You mean "child support"?...have to be going now.
Very bad people. Usually having large lips and a protruding forhead. They were added to the endangered species list at one point, and the population has exploded since the creation of food stamps and welfare. Smells bad and is very discrimnatory. Rather dislikes working.
Dad: Gosh, that nigger sure is driving a nice car.
Son: Dad, thats your car.