Guy 2: so did I.
Every Guy on earth: So did we.
Every species of mammel: So did we.
Every organism on earth: So did we.
Every extra-terrestrial life form: So did we.
Every unborn fetus: So did we
Chuck norris: So did I
O.G. Mudbone: So did I, but my d was too small, that thangs stretched like a bih.
Stories of Weitzel include acts of heroism and gayness, always ending with being eaten by Bill Cosby (in many different forms of edibles). Weitzel is love-stricken by the sight of Grunder (AKA: Sandusky). The pursuits of Grunder's companionship is a recurring theme in the legend. Weitzel's good looks attract Grunder, but horrible odor makes his company unbearable. Weitzel eventually wins the heart of Grunder through the medieval mating ritual known today as "cock socket".
In common terms, a Weitzel is used to describe a person with an excellent quality, but a negative downside.