Weiskirch Diagonal 

A line on a graph representing the amount of times a person talks about his/her abs, his/her dad, workouts, coupons, or politics compared to the total amount of talking they do. The slope of an average person is about 0.001, while the Weiskirch diagonal has a slope of around 0.83. Any person who exceeds the slope of the Weiskirch Diagonal should be put in a mental hospital and should also be forced to eat only stale bread for the rest of their lives.

Will: Man, that guy at the gym really knew his coupons.
Jim: Did he talk about them a lot?
Will: Yeah. He and his dad both crossed the Weiskirch Diagonal.
Jim: I hope they like stale bread.

Weiskirch Diagonal by the angler October 10, 2012

weishin 

the most beautiful ship existed in kpop world. started with their crossed sign in produce x 101 until their farewell hit. even their company ships them. weishin has this ex-culture as their behavior. weishin, they shine.

"thank you for coming into my life, i love you."
"me too, me too."

"You know weishin?"
"Oh, you mean heartbreak?"

weishin by meong February 1, 2020

weiny out 

verb: to not follow through on plans previously established with no real or sudden reason, often but not necessarily last minute, after:

1) multiple confirmations, 2) hinting/asking to be invited to plans already in motion by others, 3) initiating said plans, 4) telling third parties about those plans, 5) expressing excitement about the plans on multiple occasions, or 6) any combination of 1-5.

Multiple showings of a "weiny out" make one a "weingarten", and a "weingarten" who frequents the "weiny out" option 6) is a "tecumseh sherman". The only known species of tecumseh sherman resides in Newport, CA.

background: many "weiny out" linguistic experts believe that this term is just a synonym for "flaking out". While it is true, they are similar; there are two important distinctions.

Firstly, they have clearly given some sort of indication that they will not "flake out", as exemplified in #s 1-6 in the definition. And secondly, the "flake out" must also be for no new or important reason, ie "I'm tired".

Sometimes there is a prolonged "weiny out", i.e. "I'll text you when I'm leaving to get there" (and then not show up). This is called the "heyyyyyyyyyyyy guys"

Bubba: Yo bro, I know youre coming to my place to pre-party first, but what time did you want to head out to the club?
Terrico: Nah man, cant make it tonight.
Bubba: Ya gonna weiny out on me now? I just took a shower and am three shots in.

La'donte: Hey how do you get to the place where the birthday is at?
Pernell: Oh, I aint going.
La'donte: Wow, did you just weiny out on your own birthday dinner? Unreal!

Important note: If a known weingarten or even THE tecumseh sherman follows through on plans and you "weiny out" on the same plans then its called a...well, its never happened so there isn't a name yet.

weiny out by *Xpac Taunt* March 13, 2011

Wisyo 

a persons sense of alertness or being awake and in the right frame of thinking.

kagigising ko lang, wala pa ko sa wisyo.

Wisyo by xxrimshotxx April 15, 2009

weissenheimer

a smart ass, or practical joker.
term is of German origin.

John has a quip for any comment. What a weissenheimer!

weissenheimer by jagertroop September 18, 2006

Amadeus Bandersnatch Weissenhaus 

A suffix added to the end of a name of someone who is pompous, pretentious, and otherwise grossly beguiled by their own sense of entitlement, and their given name doesn’t justify their personality enough.

Lauren: I want to talk to your manager, I demand my 72 cents.

Ben: Chill out, it’s not a big deal. You’re being a real Lauren Amadeus Bandersnatch Weissenhaus right now.

Amadeus Bandersnatch Weissenhaus by Bennehftw June 17, 2022

malina weissman 

An amazing talented actor and model that can instantly make your day better just by looking at her eyes. She has an amazing smile and can surprise you in many ways.

I wish I could get a chance to meet malina weissman

malina weissman by Chris-P-Chickn May 23, 2018