weissing

verb past tense of weiss: similar to Tourettes Syndrome, the act of spontaneously bursting into a diatribe against all humanity (or just Democrats) when confronted by social idiocy

"You should have seen this guy weissing this idiot in 7-11 after he tried to bum a dollar for a blunt."

weissing by wonderwomansfatsister April 13, 2014

[webslinger] 

webslinger the art of ejaculating in one's hand then throwing in a female's face in the style of spiderman.

hey tony i threw a webslinger at your wife last night.

[webslinger] by BoWsEr / NiCk January 16, 2009

webslinger 

Someone who creates webpages in mass quantity.

Tiny's the webslinger you want to build your site.

webslinger by Thadius3 July 6, 2005

Webslinger 

The webslinger is when your wife or gf won't give you any play, so you retire to the bedroom and sit on the corner of the bed and jerk off. Once she opens the door, you fling the cum directly at her face using the "Spiderman" hand gesture.

"My girl wouldn't give up the stink last night so I waited 20 min in the bedroom just to hit her with the webslinger."

Webslinger by Slimey bubble June 16, 2015

wissinger

one slut ass-bitch. She will fuck you right in your asshole.

That wissinger is a real bitch

wissinger by potatoesareawesome February 15, 2009

webslinger 

Overused cell phone

hold on man, just checking my webslinger

webslinger by gotoblazers July 26, 2011

Wessinger 

A kid who is pretty neat! Who is funny and will piss you off sometimes for a joke. Loves memes! Is really smart and is a total STEM kid!!
Is probably in band...

Oh Wessinger... it that the band kid...

Wessinger by NotSamB June 4, 2019