| 1. | Weird azz | ||
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1.Someone whos considerably different from the normal.
2.Someone who does something really weird. he is such a Weird azz nobody licks your neck and blows on it.
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| 2. | Weird-hot | ||
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Someone's attractiveness enhanced by a uniquenes or strangeness in their characteristic or fashion style. "That girl in the dorky glasses. lil' bit weird. lil' bit hot. Weird-hot."
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| 3. | Hot Piggy | ||
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Noun: A sexual act wherein one party defecates upon the chest of the other, and commences to squish aforementioned feces through ones toes. Verb: To perform a hot piggy. See above. David and Jill were making passionate love when suddenly David squatted over Jill's heaving breasts and took a massive shit. He then turned to face her and rubbed his feet in it, moving the steaming pile between his toes. "Ooooo," Jill squealed. "I love a good hot piggy!"
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| 4. | Hot Topic | ||
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Just read this. actually listen to an opinion...Hot Topic. one of the best stores ever. but...I hate people who go there just to "fit in by standing out" it's a contradiction which is completely and udderly stupid. I, myself love hot topic and most of the clothes and accessories they carry. It's one of the only stores that actually carries band T-Shirts. I wear it because I want to, not becuase I want to fit in or be like everyone else. I shop at all kinds of stores, if i like it, i buy it, i don't try to be someone I'm not. Everyone should just try to be themselves, the world would be a lot less screwed up. I may sound mean, or judgemental but I don't like people who act a certain way with one group of people and a different way with different people. They're like sponges, they absorb the attitude around them when they should be able to be themselves around their "friends"
my advice: Dress how you want to dress. don't care what people think of you. be who you are, not what others want you to be. (and i actually heard this conversation at the mall, i was like, go girl 2. rofl.)
girl 1: Did you see that girl shopping at hot topic? girl 2: yeah, so... girl 1: she's such a poser, she shops at american eagle and hot topic. she's just weird... girl 2: and why can't she shop at both stores? do you even know that girl? she's really nice and down to earth. You don't know her or her style, she's herself, you should try that for once. just stop judging people for a minute and get a fricken life. |
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| 5. | Hot Meal | ||
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When one person places cling film over their mouth, whilst the other shits, ejaculates and pisses in the cling film. The guy then shoves his erect penis through the film, giving the reciever a "hot meal" Dave: I gave Jess a hot meal last night
Andy: Delicious |
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| 6. | Hot Tub Meerkat | ||
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The guy in the hot tub that can't quite commit to sitting all the way down in the water so they just kind of wade in, and stand there resembling a meerkat. I was on my way to the hot tub at the gym when I spotted the Hot Tub Meerkat and decided thats too fucking weird, i'll just hit the steam room.
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| 7. | Hot Tub Snow Monkey | ||
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The guy in the hot tub that, like the Hot Tub Meerkat, can't quite commit to sitting all the way down but, damnit, they are trying, resulting in an act that resembles the Japanese Snow Monkey. I was heading to the hot tub when i spotted the Hot Tub Snow Monkey and decided it was too fucking weird, I think i'll hit the sauna.
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