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weiny out 

verb: to not follow through on plans previously established with no real or sudden reason, often but not necessarily last minute, after:

1) multiple confirmations, 2) hinting/asking to be invited to plans already in motion by others, 3) initiating said plans, 4) telling third parties about those plans, 5) expressing excitement about the plans on multiple occasions, or 6) any combination of 1-5.

Multiple showings of a "weiny out" make one a "weingarten", and a "weingarten" who frequents the "weiny out" option 6) is a "tecumseh sherman". The only known species of tecumseh sherman resides in Newport, CA.

background: many "weiny out" linguistic experts believe that this term is just a synonym for "flaking out". While it is true, they are similar; there are two important distinctions.

Firstly, they have clearly given some sort of indication that they will not "flake out", as exemplified in #s 1-6 in the definition. And secondly, the "flake out" must also be for no new or important reason, ie "I'm tired".

Sometimes there is a prolonged "weiny out", i.e. "I'll text you when I'm leaving to get there" (and then not show up). This is called the "heyyyyyyyyyyyy guys"
Bubba: Yo bro, I know youre coming to my place to pre-party first, but what time did you want to head out to the club?
Terrico: Nah man, cant make it tonight.
Bubba: Ya gonna weiny out on me now? I just took a shower and am three shots in.

La'donte: Hey how do you get to the place where the birthday is at?
Pernell: Oh, I aint going.
La'donte: Wow, did you just weiny out on your own birthday dinner? Unreal!

Important note: If a known weingarten or even THE tecumseh sherman follows through on plans and you "weiny out" on the same plans then its called a...well, its never happened so there isn't a name yet.
weiny out by *Xpac Taunt* March 13, 2011
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weiny battle 

A battle that tests various fuck boi skills to determine who is the weiniest of all the weinies

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Chad and Brad were arguing over who's Patagonia was the flyest. Bystanders took bets on who would win the weiny battle.

clown-weiny 

(n): The male genitalia of a comic entertainer, normally implementing exaggerated makeup and costume; typically denser than water.
The children became either manic-depressives or serial killers after Johnny's mom misread an advertisement and hired a clown-weiny for the birthday party.

Kids: What's that rainbow thing that at the bottom of the pool?
Adults: Gasp!
clown-weiny by Mr__P October 29, 2009

Willy weiner

Wendybone (or “Willybone”) , another name for mort aka juniors assistant and creative partner /liaison
Willy Weiner is the youngest creative consultant this world has ever witnessed!

It’s no wonder J grimes is as successful as he is, it’s because of willy weiner and his creative expertise and justified criticism that brings old J back into reality and binds him logic so that he doesn’t make a fool out of himself (as junior usually does)

weiner wednesday 

The day of the week designated for dick picks. Similar to titty Tuesday.
I love titty Tuesday but Weiner Wednesday is my favorite day of the week.
weiner wednesday by Jodofo October 17, 2015

weeny rub 

Instead of fapping you take an object i.e. pillow, and rub it up and down your dong until you reach climax
Billy this isn't a weeny rub festival, get back to work boy!
weeny rub by B. Dick Black April 26, 2014

That weiner smells funny 

That weiner smells funny, l wonder where it has been? This is the quest to see if something nasty happened to that food!