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1) Dirty hot dog water, an off-the-menu item served at many of New York's finest hot dog stands. Purported to give hallucinogenic effects similar to those of LSD. 2) A prank involving the steeping of one's weiner in a cup of lukewarm water prior to serving it to unsuspecting victims. Often garnished with one stray pube. Principally served over ice in the southern United States. Example #1:
A bum hobbles up to a New York hot dog stand, cold and hungry. In his hand he is counting out change. "Hey brother, can you spare a dog? I've only got 45 cents. Can you front me?" The stand owner looks the bum up and down skeptically. "Are you crazy? If I sold my dogs for 45 cents I'd be as homeless as you!" The man takes another look at the bum and sighs. "I'll tell you what I can do for you. You look cold and you got holes in all your clothes, so I can sell you a cup of this hot, steamy weiner tea. How's about that?" Example #2: A group of office mates are huddled together at the water cooler, chatting away. One man holds a mug with steam rising into the air. "Man, it sure was nice of John to make me this cup of tea. I always thought he didn't like me!" |
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