A band that gets by on the fact that they're uncool.
"Weezers made of uncool people. I'm uncool. OMFG WEEZER IS THE BEST BAND EVER!!! I LUV THEM!!!
by fuck_tard August 27, 2005
somebody who has smoked a tad to much throughout their lifetime
*cough* *wheeze* gah! im just a burnt out old weezer.
ok, so i just made that up, fuck you
by hash is brown November 13, 2003
a weezer is a man dick and that is what someone at school told me
stop touch another guys weezer
by suck my johnson April 23, 2007
Just look at Dot's definition and example and let Rocker and Matt Bower have a gay relationship together.
Pink Triangle = WOO.
by Evie September 14, 2003
A person who thinks they are funny but isn't at all and never will be.
W Bush is a weezer, and so is Martin Short.
by DKE August 12, 2005
A band that used to be good, but no longer is.
Man, Blue and Pinkerton are awesome, but Weezer really screwed it up with Green, Maladroit, and Make Believe.
by idio May 20, 2005
A great emo band that's best album is by far their self titled CD, commonly referred to as "The Blue Album". Ignore some of the other idiots who think they are too cool and 'hardcore' for Weezer.
Say It Ain't So, My Name Is Jonas, The Sweater Song, Only In Dreams, and In The Garage are some of the best Weezer songs.
by TylerDurden2001 April 15, 2003
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