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36.
somebody who has smoked a tad to much throughout their lifetime
*cough* *wheeze* gah! im just a burnt out old weezer.
ok, so i just made that up, fuck you
by hash is brown November 13, 2003
 
37.
a weezer is a man dick and that is what someone at school told me
stop touch another guys weezer
by suck my johnson April 23, 2007
 
38.
Just look at Dot's definition and example and let Rocker and Matt Bower have a gay relationship together.
Pink Triangle = WOO.
by Evie September 14, 2003
 
39.
A person who thinks they are funny but isn't at all and never will be.
W Bush is a weezer, and so is Martin Short.
by DKE August 12, 2005
 
40.
A band that used to be good, but no longer is.
Man, Blue and Pinkerton are awesome, but Weezer really screwed it up with Green, Maladroit, and Make Believe.
by idio May 20, 2005
 
41.
A great emo band that's best album is by far their self titled CD, commonly referred to as "The Blue Album". Ignore some of the other idiots who think they are too cool and 'hardcore' for Weezer.
Say It Ain't So, My Name Is Jonas, The Sweater Song, Only In Dreams, and In The Garage are some of the best Weezer songs.
by TylerDurden2001 April 15, 2003
 
42.
a band that is overrated.
Whats so great about Weezer?
nothing but as long as they fit into mainstream pop culture they will sell records.
by HAvoc June 22, 2005