weeping will-hoe 

When you put your dick right up to a girls eye when you are ejaculating so that when it falls down her face it looks like she is weeping.

"Dude, last night I gave that slut a weeping will-hoe. She had to convince her friend that she wasn't actually crying."

weeping will-hoe by gstringbabe219 April 3, 2014

Carolina Weeping Willow 

The Carolina Weeping Willow is when a group of guys (4+) stand in a circle, facing away from each other, dicks out (for Harambe), the group then masturbates to climax. Upon ejaculation the group turns and faces each other and lets the ejaculate drip from their now limp members.

Steven, Buddy, Nick, Mike, and Austin just got done having a nice Carolina Weeping Willow, now they are getting chicken.

Carolina Weeping Willow by Tpiston90 February 4, 2017

weeping willy 

Term used to decsribe a penis infected with the clap. See also drippy dick.

Paul's careless fornication with the shady ladies at Scroggy's got him a case of the weeping willy.

weeping willy by Whiskey Drinker Me January 4, 2010

weeping willow

When a girl is sobbing while she blows you.

That girl was really upset last night, but she still gave me a weeping willow. It was kind of weird, but it felt great.

weeping willow by The Moostache Man January 25, 2011

weeping willow

having sex with a gymnast while she is hanging upside down on the uneven bars

Me and that babe from connecticut did the weeping willow on the uneven bars

weeping willow by Robert Woodie July 26, 2005

Weeping Willow

the act of 2 flaccid men that attempt to dock, forming a weeping willow

"facebook.com/profile.php?id=1459216487&ref=ffl" is my favorite person to do a weeping willow with

Weeping Willow by The Holocaust is Op November 22, 2011