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Weenis (short for slippy weenis) is the last dildosaur. His homepage can be found at www.slippyweenis.com - His hobbies are: running, smiling and secks.
Mmmkay secks on ur weenis!!1
by yoshi July 29, 2004
 
1.
Its actually the skin on your elbow.
Ow, I hit my weenis on the refrigerator.
by Ric October 10, 2003
 
2.
An excuse for 12-17 year old guys to say a word that sounds like penis but isn't penis. Most claim that the weenis is the flap of skin under your elbow, but we all know that

a. The skin is the Olecranal skin
b. You are just obsessed with saying penis if you say weenis constantly
Bill: "Dude my Weenis is dirty and scratched man"
Gary: "You just want to say penis don't you"
Bill: "Nu uh. Weenis is a medical term!"
Gary: (pulls out medical dictionary to find nothing on weenis)
Gary: "GTFO"
by RoboZombie April 13, 2011
 
3.
A portmanteau of 'wimp' and 'penis'. an alternative to 'wuss' (a portmanteau of 'wimp' and 'pussy') because there is nothing wimpy about an orifice you can push a baby out of.
"I can't come in to work today. My new tattoo hurts too much!"
"Steve! Don't be such a weenis!"
by Elektrifikatzia May 17, 2010
 
4.
Lot's of opinions that it's the skin on your elbow--when I was a kid 30 years ago, however, it quite clearly was used as a combo-word in between "Wussy and Penis."

So if you weren't quite a Wussy (Weiner/Pussy), and you were kind of acting like a dick, you were a Weenis/Weenus.
"Dude, stop being such a Weenis! You talked us into climbing up here, so you get to jump first."
by flynscot October 12, 2009
 
5.
A word I made up, that I was unaware others made up too. I made it up when somebody I know said that a hot dog looked like a penis. My intention was to use the word as a joke and play a prank on both my brother and my parents by having my brother ask my parents what a weenis was because it sounds like it might be an obscene word, but it really isn't in the general dictionary.
"Hey Dad, what's a weenis?," asked my brother.
"There is no such thing." Said my Dad, frustatingly.
Quietly, I laughed, knowing I had once again succeeded in one of my pranks.
by JoshuaM November 27, 2005
 
6.
my definition is a weenie/penis...you aren't quite grown but u aint a young kid. its like the premature age
you dont have a big penis...you jus a lil kid..you have a weenis!
by redlady August 21, 2009