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3.
Short for weiner; a large, erect member; male sexual reproductive organ; genitalia
Golly, Mr. Boone, you have a large ween. I can see it right through your long johns.
by JacK-pot February 05, 2010
 
1.
The best band ever, formed when Gene Ween (Aaron Freeman) met Dean Ween (Mickey Melchiondo) in the '80s and started cutting weird but cool drug-induced music.
To anyone who disses Ween: maybe some people like to eat it, but I think you're a dick!
by HotnNow January 12, 2004
 
2.
A band featuring two main memebers,who go under the stage names Gene Ween and Dean Ween. They tour with a live band, and in my own opinion are a lot better live.
Ween, played a great show last night!
by Big Buns August 16, 2006
 
4.
to sneak or "weasel" ur way into somehing when the others dont want you
Chris: dude why is nick coming i hate him

Carter: sorry man he weened his way in
by The Prophet of Ezekiel September 27, 2011
 
5.
Lots; a large quantity of. Scottish.
There were weens of indie kids at the party last night
by messeh_ November 14, 2009
 
6.
children in scotland are sometimes referred to as weens, similar to American english 'wee-uns'
"I fuckin 'ate weens."
by oobyMach October 16, 2008
 
7.
A loser. Someone who is not cool or chickens out of doing something. In other words: a lame person.
"fucking Noah and his lack of sarcastic comprehension.."
"I know man, he's a ween"
by The Boss.com March 23, 2014