Weekend Warrior: No, dude. I've got to work OT this week, so I have extra money to fund my weekends this month.
W.O.S.: What? Man, be a loser like me! What are you trying to accomplish on the weekends? I use them to recover from Jaeger binges.
W.W.: Well... I'm takin off early Friday to head south, back pack in to camp out on the ocean with friends, then we're gonna wake up early and snowboard all day at Sick Mt. We'll camp again Saturday night, then I gotta head back north for the bike race on Sunday, which I really have to push, so I can finish in time to shower and change into my dress clothes, pick up the GF, and catch the Opera. It's gonna be another amazingly epic and memorable weekend. You f@#$ing waste of space.
W.O.S.: Oh...maaaaaan. I just s#$t my pants again...