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1.) A clueless meathead type of guy (usually a bro) that goes to the gym only on friday and saturday night before hitting the club, so that he can get a temporary muscle swell to show off for stupid girls. Muscles swell after a workout of heavy weightlifting, so they are posing as muscular when all they are is a bunch of wussies trying to show off imaginary size.
Dumb white guy 1: "Yo bro, lets hit up the gym before we get to that bar, I wanna look big as shit for them ho's"

Dumb white guy 2: "Shit yah brah, lets get that swell on, f*ck exercisin' man, lets just get swell so we can look buff for some bitches"

Spectator: "what a bunch of weekend warrior douchebags"
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A weekend warrior is a person who does mild workouts during the week but enjoys intense challenges and strenuous workouts, or competing and endurance testing in a variety of events on the weekend.
Sorry, man, no time to party this month. I'm in weekend warrior mode. Next week I'm in a 10k run and the week after I'm having a 1-2 hour mountain bike ride with buddies.
by Rear Admiral Poopsocks March 23, 2006
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Irish Army reservist, who is a student/worker/unemployed person during the week, but spends their weekends carrying rifles and MGs through the wilds of Ireland, with nothing to kill but time...
John: "Where's Stewie?"
Luke: "He's a weekend warrior, off fighting the good fight for freedom... twat!
by durka-durka-durkumf October 24, 2006
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A snowboarder/skier who wakes up early on the weekend, rides the hill for a full day, and goes home late. Usually sleeping in his/her car to save time and money. And does the same the next day.
Person 1: Are you going to the hill this weekend?
Person 2: You know it, I'm a weekend warrior.
by Shawn Daddy August 10, 2009
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Teen or young adult who lives a normal life during the week, but goes out on the weekend and rides quads, shoots potato guns, real guns, hangs out in pickup trucks, and otherwise lives it up like a hick on the weekend.
Johnny might seem like a civilized guy most of the time, but he's also a real weekend warrior.
by bandaid man January 16, 2005
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Totally straight girl who likes to kiss girls to turn on the guys, but wouldn't know what to do with a vagina if it were in her face.
Did you see those two weekend warriors making out on the dancefloor with all the guys watching? They will totally never get it on without an audience.
by djshiva317 September 02, 2008
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A bunch of teenage kids who party all weekend. They tend to vomit quite often and can't hold thier liquor. They think they're cool but they're not.
Jan: I'm one of the weekend warriors
Dave: damn, you're a fag
by Sarah Elizabethhh February 15, 2009
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