A plan used when first starting to date another person. It entails reaching first base in the first week, second base in the second, third base in the third week, and finally getting it in after four weeks.

A coma week is a week in which the participant will spend the entire time drunk - going out every night of the week, getting drunk, returning home, sleeping and then eating a fry up and starting drinking again in preparation for the next night of drunkenness.

It is so named because after 7 days of near-constant drinking, the participant will be in a state that resembles a coma - unconscious and unresponsive to stimuli

An up and coming underground holiday where people of all cultures participate in the act of "All things niggarish" for a solid 7 day week. Acts include: waking up late, showing up for work and other engagements late, starting fights and arguments with strangers over nothing, and getting crunk. One usually chooses to watch alot of BET during this time.

Typically the 1st, 2nd, or 4th week of December.

Wheakh. n.

1. A seven-day calendar period, especially one starting with Sunday and continuing through Saturday.

2. The noise made by a piggie!

W/C stands for "week commencing", this term is mainly used in logistics by demand planners.

Mystery Cock of the Week

A bonding ritual undertaken by fraternities in which a photograph of each member's penis is anonymously sent across a fraternity email list each week. The other frat brothers must then try to guess to whom the penis belongs.

A group of 7 friends participate in this dreaded event. One person is assigned a specific day of the week, and on the given day the rest of the group teams up to makes fun of the person with there being NO restrictions. Another participant is verbally abused the next day and so on and so forth until the week is over. Topics such as racial background, attractive sisters/mothers, weight, death in the family, or general pet-peeves are encouraged to destroy your friends self-esteem! This week will ruin friendships, but it is the ultimate test of self-esteem and human connection.

RULES
-There are no verbal restrictions
-verbal abuse only
-24 hours of abuse starting at 12am all days
-if a participant is not present on their designated day, then they will be rescheduled and someone else will take their place.
-If the victim decides to "back-out" during the Week then he/she will be shunned for 2 weeks from the friend group.
-If someone cries, make fun of them more.
-Non-participants cannot make one joke against any of the seven participants. If a non-participant chooses to attempt a joke against the "seven," then the rest of the week will be devoted to them
-If a person chooses to defend him/herself on his/her day, it is acceptable yet not recommended
-Apologies are optional at the end of the the day, somewhat recommended at the end of the week.
-One participant per day and only seven participants at least and at most. (that's why its a fucking week)