The worst thing in the world, very addidcting and makes peoples lives horrible, one should never do it, and peoples lives have been made shit becuase of this drug. And any one who does this is gay has no life and all around sucks !!!
You look like shit.... you must do weed!
by Matt J. W. June 21, 2009
a word that people who smoke pot use and used by pussies who wish they smoked weed and pretend to on the internet cuz there pussies
I smoke weed pass me that there green joint dank thing
by tuna May 16, 2003
leaves that gets you high, and give you super natural powers!makes you want to fuck (if you get the good kind)
me:puff puff pass asshole!
nikki:wait i aint got the munchies yet!
me:lets go skinnydipping and drowned eachother!
nikki:ok but before that i have to shit and eat some cookies!
me:bring the dutch bitch
nikki:of course we have to smoke that pound before we try and kill each other
me:roll it up hoe
nikki:i did while i was talkin to your dad
nikki:(puff...puff...puff)here skank
me:i have a better idea lets go to the mall and steal some shit and sell some weed for $10 a nic and buy some more MJ
nikki:lets go
by chelsey March 17, 2005
It’s a plant dat gets u fucked! Wn eva u feel stressed out & shit, go 2 a shotta & buy a packet of bennerz & cotch.

Fuk der gretz! Smoke sum real shit!

Always hve munchiez on u b4 u bun, lyk a packet ov skittles or a fizzy drink (fanta).

If u dn’t no ow 2 roll up… dn’t bva tryn! Cz you’ll fuk up!

It moongs u out & makes u feel num n shit! WIKED FEELIN’! J

God gve da plant so y nt smke it?
Brv... Friday ws BIG! Dat ws sum gd shit man! Brv! Wre da fuk u gt weed lyk dat 4rm? U SIK MAN!
by rizwaan latif April 14, 2006
1. A drug that everything thinks is cool to use, but in reality, it's one of the most retarded things that only dirtballs use, and people who have no job and have no scense of hygene or respect.

2. A plant that grows in gardens, usually not favored by people who wish to keep their gardens living.
Person one: Woah dude, you want to smoke some weed?
Person 2: Fuck no, you dirtball!

Person 1: Wow, nice garden you got there!
Person 2: Thanks, but keeping the weeds away is hard work!
by The Dirty Pirate Whore July 10, 2008
stupid leaves that you smoke that gets you all messed up so you look like a fucking dip shit in front of your family. it also makes you look like a blind bum that doesnt know where he/she's going to do with their life.
hey! look at that guy wobbling all over the place! he's gonna die soon! i think he's smoking weed.
by rachelkk May 05, 2008
Weed can either bring peace or dreaded chaos.....it gives you an effect that is a little bit more pleasent than getting drunk. Sometimes the craving of weed can destroy the need to love and be loved...weed becomes the love, and of course other stoners are your "lovers" but the relationship only goes as far as the weed goes besides from the weed stoner relationships are dull. Used sometimes immaturaly by naive teenagers...weed is good for you if used right used too much can make your life a fantasy world. Sometimes people say weed brings peace and weed is the andswer to all lives questions....this is just an insecurity effect, for some people, they turn to weed because they are insecure. Weed destroys true love between two intelligent people if one falls for weed more than they notice how lucky they are to have a beautiful person to love them. Weed can be a medicine or a demon that will eat away your sanity....weed also takes harsh effect on you for the smoke is extreamly strong it will make you look like shit if you smoke it for more than 5 years. If you want to remain beautiful strong sexy and intelligent weed is best not for you.
Weed destroys your pleasure glands...therefore the sex gets worse the more you smoke....
by Slim Tim June 09, 2006
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