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211.
stupid leaves that you smoke that gets you all messed up so you look like a fucking dip shit in front of your family. it also makes you look like a blind bum that doesnt know where he/she's going to do with their life.
hey! look at that guy wobbling all over the place! he's gonna die soon! i think he's smoking weed.
by rachelkk May 05, 2008
 
212.
card game that is usually played by stoners...while getting stoned
kristin! lets play another game of weed!!!
by Nikki September 25, 2003
 
213.
stupid leaves that you smoke that gets you all messed up so you look like a fucking dip shit in front of your family. it also makes you look like a blind bum that doesnt know where he/she's going to do with their life.
hey! look at that guy wobbling all over the place! he's gonna die soon! i think he's smoking weed.
by rachelkk May 05, 2008
 
214.
short for "dickweed"
That dude is a fucking weed...
by DMZ January 28, 2003
 
215.
Posseses what we logical thinkers call the working man.
If you smoke weed you probably don't know what I just said.
by JM March 04, 2005
 
216.
wigger's feed......hence the word WEED
Damn that wanksta kevin does smoke lotta weed.
by OgaBoga April 28, 2003
 
217.
Weed, or Marijuana, can commonly be refered to another definition. An unwanted plant in your lawn.

Most people claim the drug to be harmless, and many say it has never killed anyone. That would be partially true.

The most active chemical in "weed" is THC, which attaches itself to nerves at the back of your brain, leading to the "high" people enjoy so much out of this drug.

The high itself basically makes you happy, according to several people here. It helps you with your problems, they claim, when actually, it doesn't.

Those bills putting you down? Smoke some weed they say! When you come back to reality, those bills are still there. And wait, they are late, because you were too busy getting stoned to pay them off.

While the drug has never killed anyone, it has resulted in aiding deaths around the world. Several people (or stoners as most fellow smokers refer to them as) who have commited suicide had traces of THC in them. Normal stoners like those who continue to add definitions to this listing, claiming it to be a harmless past time.

While this can be easily avoided with common sense and good friends with you, what can not be avoided is THC. As it continues to build up around your nerves, it begins to take effect on your brain, with depression and schizophrenia following.

Oh, and just so you know, a joint is equal to 20 cigarettes, with 50% more carcinogens then everyday tobacco. So yes, it is as harmful, if not more harmful, then cigarettes, according to the British Lung Foundation.
Weed is hype, and nothing more. I expect many stoners to read this, realize I am right, and give me thumbs down because they can not face reality, and that their only hobby is slowly draining them of life and emotion.
by Jimbo_Jimmy September 28, 2005