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noun. term of affection for a generic or pleasantly bland houseplant, such as violets, aloe vera, or any other common non-hallucinogenic houseplant.
I went to Target to get a weed this weekend.
by DJ Dogman April 22, 2006
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a plant which ppl smoke to get high. anyone who smokes this is a fucking retarted asshole. destroys most of your brain cells until your a drooling, braindead, fucking, idiot. peopl think its very cool and they HAVE to do it. when i see someone smoking weed because they think its cool, i want to punch them hard, in the neck.
Braindead asshole #1- yo, lets smoke weed yo.

Braindead asshole #2- yea cool bro, i dont care about my brain or having the ability to think.
by ¿jesusman? August 11, 2006
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All you monkeys can do your acis and weed and coke in your pipe and shove it up your asses cause it will ruine your life like it did mine
"Git er done"
Dawg: come on lets smoke some good shit.

Oscar: That shit is dumb and if u make me do it i will kick all ur asses because that shit is just dumb
"Git er Done"
by Oscar December 21, 2004
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Posseses what we logical thinkers call the working man.
If you smoke weed you probably don't know what I just said.
by JM March 04, 2005
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A kitchen utensil used like a sieve. Best implemented for drainage of cooked vegetables, or getting rid of lumps in flour.
Me: "Weed those vegetables and tea will be ready in 2 minutes".

Jay: "OK, I'm bare hungry".
by Thomas Anderton November 23, 2005
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weed is the only thing i can think of (besides other drugs) that can turn an honors student into a druggie dropout. If you want to escape your problems for a few hours, workout, drink, sleep, cut, run, swim, mastrabate, or watch pirated movies on the internet. Ive tried drugs and if your a newby and never got high, dont do it. just dont. get drunk or do something constructive like workout. honestly dont.
friend after summer: dude, i got high on weed.

me: didnt you apply to harvard and got accepted???

Frend: ya but i just wanna do drugs.....

me: try workn out... it gets you buff not high....

friend: loser.

me: ok but in 5 years say that
by DONT DO DRUGS!!!!!!!!!!! November 19, 2009
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An amazing natural herbal plant that is indigneous to our lungs and around tha world.
What tha fuuuck......u smoke weed?" "......no......ya..... i do. so wat?" "Drugs will kill u dood" "HEY HEY hey hey....lets git shit stright here.i dont do drugs i just smoke weed" "o.....well then.....let me see that jay.
by Y0uNg0n3_619 June 10, 2010
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