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Weed is one of the many names used to identify marijuana, or Cannabis. There are 3 putative species of Cannabis: Cannabis sativa, Cannabis indica, and Cannabis ruderalis. Weed is a psychoactive drug that produces immense feelings of relaxation, hunger, pleasure, stress reduction, creative or philosophical thinking, and increased sensuality. It also increases one's appreciation for humor, music, art, joviality, and can also cause metacognition, introspection, and enhanced recollection. It is a recreational substance that is used primarily in the dried herbal form.

There are many different ways that one can consume weed, the majority of which involve smoke inhalation. It can be smoked using pipes, bongs, chillums, one-hitters, or vaporizers. It is also commonly smoked in a cigar or cigarette form known as a "blunt" or "joint", respectively. Oral consumption is another method and, in some cases, has a greater effect than the previously mentioned methods.

For all you fucking pussies who have never smoked weed, you're missing out. It's impossible to overdose, and more importantly, IT IS NOT A DRUG. Drugs are things like crack, cocaine, meth, xanax, oxycotton, heroin, etc. Weed is a PLANT that comes from the EARTH. It is 100% NATURAL. It is a GIFT FROM GOD that exists for a REASON. It is the cure for all of one's problems and can bring peace and harmony when used properly.
Jim: Hey Bill, you wanna hit this blunt? This is some dank ass weed!
Bill: Naw man, I don't do drugs.
Jim: This ain't no fucking drug dude it's a god damn plant. You gonna grow a pair and hit this or what?
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Chris: Hey bro what you up to?
Mike: Not much man, trying to get high.
Chris: Hell yea I got some of this bomb ass dro. One-hitter-quitter shit, you down to get lifted?
Mike: Come on over, I bought a new 5' bong let's get fucked up son!!
by H1GH FLY3R November 16, 2009
 
1.
God's gift to the world. Brings peace when used wisely.
Pass the blunt, dude.
by AYB March 25, 2003
 
2.
An ancient plant, refrenced biblically {the Holy Herb}.

Gets you rocked, and has been proven to be less harmful then alcohol or cigarettes. It has never been conclusively proven to have caused a single death in the entire world, ever.

Easily avalible in most forign countries, and Alaska, where everybody grows it anyway.

Can be purchased by the (if you're lucky) gram, or (not so lucky) by standard measurements. (1/8th of an ounce, 1/4er, 1/2, ect. An eigth usually weighs 3.75, depending on the weight of the baggie and weather or not you're buying from an asshole. There are dealers, and then there are professionals.) usual prices for the sticky-icky-icky (Not that cheap mexican shite, but tanqueray-and-chronic-chronic) can run from $30 to $50 and even $60 an eigth. I even heard it ran eighty an eigth out on Kodiack Island, but you gotta look at the market from a local poiont of view.

It's easier to get then liquor if you're under 21.

It will not cause you to shoot your friend with the gun you found in your parent's bedroom while they weren't home. (That's shitty parenting, folks, not the pot!)

It's healthier then Xanax if you're just looking to ignore your troules for a few hours.

A biennial Youth Risk Behavior Survey, released May 21 by the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention stated that more of america's youth smoke pot then cigarettes.

It's a step in the right direction, folks!
"I had to back up off of it and sit my cup down, Tanqueray and chronic, yeah I'm fucked up now!"

~ Snoop Dogg
by deathtobees October 02, 2004
 
3.
the answer to all in this horrible world of ours
a friend with weed is a friend indeed
by Bianca February 23, 2005
 
4.
marijuana
Screw this. I'm spending the evening at home with some weed
by Bungalow Bill November 26, 2001
 
5.
weed not a drug!
hey man why are you smoking weed lets drop acid and line up some coke
man replies: i dont do drugs man
by ananamis March 28, 2003
 
6.
the dried leaves and flowering tops of pistillate hemp plant that yeild cannabin and are sometimes smoked in cigarette form for its intoxicating effect

aka

fucking awesome
i smoke 2 joints in the morning, i smoke 2 joints at night. i smoke 2 joints in thee afternoon, it makes me feel alright. i smoke 2 joints in time of peace, and 2 in time of war. i smoke 2 joints before i smoke 2 joints, and then i smoke 2 more
by lorencia January 05, 2005
 
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weed is marijuana, stupid. here's some names i've collected
weed
chron or chronic
dro (hydroponics)
sticks and stems (shitty weed)
sticky-icky (dripping with THC)
mauie wowie
jamaican red hair
blueberry
strawberry
AK-47
kind bud
snowflake
skunk and super skunk
mary jane
MJ
grass (no one calls it that anymore)
ganga (pronounced GAHN-JAH)
herb or herbal
dank
trees
mids or middies (average weed)
damn, there's a ton more, i just can't remember from smoking all of the above.
yo, pass me that bowl of cherried weed
by DAN September 03, 2004