There are many different ways that one can consume weed, the majority of which involve smoke inhalation. It can be smoked using pipes, bongs, chillums, one-hitters, or vaporizers. It is also commonly smoked in a cigar or cigarette form known as a "blunt" or "joint", respectively. Oral consumption is another method and, in some cases, has a greater effect than the previously mentioned methods.
For all you fucking pussies who have never smoked weed, you're missing out. It's impossible to overdose, and more importantly, IT IS NOT A DRUG. Drugs are things like crack, cocaine, meth, xanax, oxycotton, heroin, etc. Weed is a PLANT that comes from the EARTH. It is 100% NATURAL. It is a GIFT FROM GOD that exists for a REASON. It is the cure for all of one's problems and can bring peace and harmony when used properly.
Bill: Naw man, I don't do drugs.
Jim: This ain't no fucking drug dude it's a god damn plant. You gonna grow a pair and hit this or what?
Chris: Hey bro what you up to?
Mike: Not much man, trying to get high.
Chris: Hell yea I got some of this bomb ass dro. One-hitter-quitter shit, you down to get lifted?
Mike: Come on over, I bought a new 5' bong let's get fucked up son!!
Gets you rocked, and has been proven to be less harmful then alcohol or cigarettes. It has never been conclusively proven to have caused a single death in the entire world, ever.
Easily avalible in most forign countries, and Alaska, where everybody grows it anyway.
Can be purchased by the (if you're lucky) gram, or (not so lucky) by standard measurements. (1/8th of an ounce, 1/4er, 1/2, ect. An eigth usually weighs 3.75, depending on the weight of the baggie and weather or not you're buying from an asshole. There are dealers, and then there are professionals.) usual prices for the sticky-icky-icky (Not that cheap mexican shite, but tanqueray-and-chronic-chronic) can run from $30 to $50 and even $60 an eigth. I even heard it ran eighty an eigth out on Kodiack Island, but you gotta look at the market from a local poiont of view.
It's easier to get then liquor if you're under 21.
It will not cause you to shoot your friend with the gun you found in your parent's bedroom while they weren't home. (That's shitty parenting, folks, not the pot!)
It's healthier then Xanax if you're just looking to ignore your troules for a few hours.
A biennial Youth Risk Behavior Survey, released May 21 by the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention stated that more of america's youth smoke pot then cigarettes.
It's a step in the right direction, folks!
~ Snoop Dogg
chron or chronic
sticks and stems (shitty weed)
sticky-icky (dripping with THC)
jamaican red hair
skunk and super skunk
grass (no one calls it that anymore)
ganga (pronounced GAHN-JAH)
herb or herbal
mids or middies (average weed)
damn, there's a ton more, i just can't remember from smoking all of the above.