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48.
Moderation is the key to success with anything. No exceptions with weed. Marijuana has been hybridized to a new level, has some known issues with triggering schizophrenia prematurely with those who were pre-ordained for the debilitating mental illness. 21st century Weed should be used with caution and due diligence, ie. one should not operate potentially dangerous machinery or drive vehicles(sex and music are highly advised). It is a very heavy and spiritual drug that has an undeserved negative reputation re-enforced and perpetuated by neo-conservative fascists, who in fact could benefit themselves from the healing properties of the magical herb. It also has excellent medicinal and therapeutic properties.
Aside from the hybridized high-level thc Weed there is industrial-hemp which is more commonly referred to as Hemp. The effects from smoking this form of Cannabis are terrible headaches and nausea.
As a solution to environmental problems, ie. Clearcut logging and Wars for oil, industrial hemp remains untapped as a serious solution for cleaner energy and less logging for paper.
The argument, Food over Fuel is weak because hemp seeds derived from industrial hemp have been proven to be very nutritious and contain healthy fats.
Bill Clinton smoked weed and he did inhale.
by castaneda2008 January 15, 2008
 
1.
God's gift to the world. Brings peace when used wisely.
Pass the blunt, dude.
by AYB March 25, 2003
 
2.
An ancient plant, refrenced biblically {the Holy Herb}.

Gets you rocked, and has been proven to be less harmful then alcohol or cigarettes. It has never been conclusively proven to have caused a single death in the entire world, ever.

Easily avalible in most forign countries, and Alaska, where everybody grows it anyway.

Can be purchased by the (if you're lucky) gram, or (not so lucky) by standard measurements. (1/8th of an ounce, 1/4er, 1/2, ect. An eigth usually weighs 3.75, depending on the weight of the baggie and weather or not you're buying from an asshole. There are dealers, and then there are professionals.) usual prices for the sticky-icky-icky (Not that cheap mexican shite, but tanqueray-and-chronic-chronic) can run from $30 to $50 and even $60 an eigth. I even heard it ran eighty an eigth out on Kodiack Island, but you gotta look at the market from a local poiont of view.

It's easier to get then liquor if you're under 21.

It will not cause you to shoot your friend with the gun you found in your parent's bedroom while they weren't home. (That's shitty parenting, folks, not the pot!)

It's healthier then Xanax if you're just looking to ignore your troules for a few hours.

A biennial Youth Risk Behavior Survey, released May 21 by the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention stated that more of america's youth smoke pot then cigarettes.

It's a step in the right direction, folks!
"I had to back up off of it and sit my cup down, Tanqueray and chronic, yeah I'm fucked up now!"

~ Snoop Dogg
by deathtobees October 02, 2004
 
3.
the answer to all in this horrible world of ours
a friend with weed is a friend indeed
by Bianca February 23, 2005
 
4.
marijuana
Screw this. I'm spending the evening at home with some weed
by Bungalow Bill November 26, 2001
 
5.
weed not a drug!
hey man why are you smoking weed lets drop acid and line up some coke
man replies: i dont do drugs man
by ananamis March 28, 2003
 
6.
the dried leaves and flowering tops of pistillate hemp plant that yeild cannabin and are sometimes smoked in cigarette form for its intoxicating effect

aka

fucking awesome
i smoke 2 joints in the morning, i smoke 2 joints at night. i smoke 2 joints in thee afternoon, it makes me feel alright. i smoke 2 joints in time of peace, and 2 in time of war. i smoke 2 joints before i smoke 2 joints, and then i smoke 2 more
by lorencia January 05, 2005
 
7.
weed is marijuana, stupid. here's some names i've collected
weed
chron or chronic
dro (hydroponics)
sticks and stems (shitty weed)
sticky-icky (dripping with THC)
mauie wowie
jamaican red hair
blueberry
strawberry
AK-47
kind bud
snowflake
skunk and super skunk
mary jane
MJ
grass (no one calls it that anymore)
ganga (pronounced GAHN-JAH)
herb or herbal
dank
trees
mids or middies (average weed)
damn, there's a ton more, i just can't remember from smoking all of the above.
yo, pass me that bowl of cherried weed
by DAN September 03, 2004