one of the most amazing plants in the world, that is used to get high, for me it makes everything goofy and funny and makes me think everythihng is perfect. also may make colors brighter. can be smoked or put in cookies, browwines, or whatever. it is usually 10 bucks a gram, can be more depending on quality. often called bud because thats the part you smoke (seeds and stems are bad to smoke) other names include; pot, grass, herb, ganga, marijuana, cannibis, trees, alpine, and like a thousand more. different types are straight weed, chronic, purple haze, ak-47, hydro, middies, headies, blueberry sticky, also more. you simply smoke it, enjoy it, and get fucked up with it.
DudeGuy-man i need weed.
BudMan-aight whatchya need?
DudeGuy-just somethin to get me fucked and feelin right....
BudMan-right here i got like 5 grams of the sticky
DudeGuy-aww fuck yes!
by R9A14M September 27, 2007
God's gift to the world. Brings peace when used wisely.
Pass the blunt, dude.
by AYB March 25, 2003
An ancient plant, refrenced biblically {the Holy Herb}.

Gets you rocked, and has been proven to be less harmful then alcohol or cigarettes. It has never been conclusively proven to have caused a single death in the entire world, ever.

Easily avalible in most forign countries, and Alaska, where everybody grows it anyway.

Can be purchased by the (if you're lucky) gram, or (not so lucky) by standard measurements. (1/8th of an ounce, 1/4er, 1/2, ect. An eigth usually weighs 3.75, depending on the weight of the baggie and weather or not you're buying from an asshole. There are dealers, and then there are professionals.) usual prices for the sticky-icky-icky (Not that cheap mexican shite, but tanqueray-and-chronic-chronic) can run from $30 to $50 and even $60 an eigth. I even heard it ran eighty an eigth out on Kodiack Island, but you gotta look at the market from a local poiont of view.

It's easier to get then liquor if you're under 21.

It will not cause you to shoot your friend with the gun you found in your parent's bedroom while they weren't home. (That's shitty parenting, folks, not the pot!)

It's healthier then Xanax if you're just looking to ignore your troules for a few hours.

A biennial Youth Risk Behavior Survey, released May 21 by the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention stated that more of america's youth smoke pot then cigarettes.

It's a step in the right direction, folks!
"I had to back up off of it and sit my cup down, Tanqueray and chronic, yeah I'm fucked up now!"

~ Snoop Dogg
by deathtobees October 02, 2004
the answer to all in this horrible world of ours
a friend with weed is a friend indeed
by Bianca February 23, 2005
marijuana
Screw this. I'm spending the evening at home with some weed
by Bungalow Bill November 26, 2001
weed not a drug!
hey man why are you smoking weed lets drop acid and line up some coke
man replies: i dont do drugs man
by ananamis March 28, 2003
the dried leaves and flowering tops of pistillate hemp plant that yeild cannabin and are sometimes smoked in cigarette form for its intoxicating effect

aka

fucking awesome
i smoke 2 joints in the morning, i smoke 2 joints at night. i smoke 2 joints in thee afternoon, it makes me feel alright. i smoke 2 joints in time of peace, and 2 in time of war. i smoke 2 joints before i smoke 2 joints, and then i smoke 2 more
by lorencia January 05, 2005
weed is marijuana, stupid. here's some names i've collected
weed
chron or chronic
dro (hydroponics)
sticks and stems (shitty weed)
sticky-icky (dripping with THC)
mauie wowie
jamaican red hair
blueberry
strawberry
AK-47
kind bud
snowflake
skunk and super skunk
mary jane
MJ
grass (no one calls it that anymore)
ganga (pronounced GAHN-JAH)
herb or herbal
dank
trees
mids or middies (average weed)
damn, there's a ton more, i just can't remember from smoking all of the above.
yo, pass me that bowl of cherried weed
by DAN September 03, 2004

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