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a very tiny dick; usually 1-3 inches
Boy: look at my shlong!
Girls: ahahahhahaha! u got a wee wee!
by J 0 K A February 25, 2005

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A childish word for urinating
"Mummy! I need to go wee wee real bad!"
by Billy-Bob McSanchez April 06, 2005

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the thing that peepee comes out of
my doctor circumsized my weewee!
by Anonymous April 06, 2003

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A penis that is under 4 inches in length when hard. Anything over 4 inches can be refered to as dick, cock, ect.
"Hahahaha, she said that max had a weewee"

"I need a cock pump for my weewee"
by j-john July 26, 2006

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1. to pee
2. a small penis
1. i have to go weewee
2. my baby has a weewee
by lololowtfhihahavvv December 14, 2004

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An extremely tiny penis that is barely able to be called a penis; A laughably small penis.
When Ryan's swimming trunks fell off, he didn't realize it and stepped out of the water. Us girls all laughed at his tiny, hairless wee wee!
by super hot Sarah May 12, 2010

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1. the penis

2. to urinate
Hey, stop staring at my wee-wee.
by Light Joker August 07, 2004

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