Wednesday is Hump Day!

Wednesday is a day that comes after Tuesday and before Thursday in the calender, it is also known as hump day in the world of work because a work week is 5 days long, and Wednesday is the middle of the week or the peak of the hump, after Wednesday has ended, its closer to the weekend and the end of the working week.
Sarah: *Tuesday* Hey what day is it tomorrow?
Alice: Its Wednesday tomorrow.

Matt: *Tuesday* Dude, I cant wait for Saturday, its going to be so hype!
Jerry: No we can't get excited over this until after hump day.
by bubbleandsqueek January 11, 2014
A slang term used to describe men and women of Mexican/Latino decent. Usually used in conjunction with terms such as "lazy," "dirty," "illegal alien," "lowrider," and "beans." The term was coined in Hollywood by The M of T and friends. The reason 'Wednesday' became the slur was due to Wednesday also being referred to as "Hump Day". Since 47% (an overwhelming majority) of pregnant women are Mexican/Latino, (73% of that number being girls ages 12-17) 'Hump Day Wednesday' felt like the right choice. The rest of the weekdays represent different racial categories to help disguise affectionate sayings and niceties, as well.
I hate lazy Wednesdays. Let's go to Taco Bell and eat some beans!!!
by RedNeckZilla August 11, 2008
A term for a clingy man that gets in the middle of everything. You two are just seeing eachother and he already has a leash on you. He even gets to the point that you can't avoid his every move.
Omfuck I swear I see that Wednesday everywhere. He's always getting in the way of my game.

Did you see Wednesday out last night? I swear he has a gps attached to me.
by BaddSsweatt October 21, 2011
Wednesday 'Noun'. Over biased rapist preferring young male shit vagina, signs of a Wednesday approaching are the faint whisper of 'Do you like that', 'cough cough' and 'take your pants off' in the wind. This is followed by 'you have a pretty mouth' and 'don't fight it' while the attack is taking place.
'Holy fuck I nearly came face to face with Wednesday last night, the only thing that stopped him attacking was the sound of screaming children in a house behind me, he had a huge boner'.
by A concerned bi stander April 20, 2012
Great FUCKING TIMES, with the greatest FUCKING PEOPLE
Person 1: Damn yo, this week sucks

Person 2: Dude tomorrow is FUCKING WEDNESDAY!

Person 1: Very true, we're gonna be SO HAMMERED, it won't be funny

Person 2: Not even conscious dude, Not even FUCKING conscious
by Chyeah216 September 21, 2010
Wednesday = Business Time
Man: Wednesday, it's when everything is just right...
Women: There's nothing good on tv...
Man: You haven't had your after work social sports team practice, so you are not too tired. Oh good it's all on.
by ThatLady March 07, 2011
Verb, To use one's handgun in a sideways position. The origin is derived from the fact that it is an activity often performed on a Wednesday.
Please cease your current actions or you will place upon me the need to Wednesday you with my derringer
by AlmightyWednesdayerofOld June 29, 2010

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