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Wednesday 'Noun'. Over biased rapist preferring young male shit vagina, signs of a Wednesday approaching are the faint whisper of 'Do you like that', 'cough cough' and 'take your pants off' in the wind. This is followed by 'you have a pretty mouth' and 'don't fight it' while the attack is taking place.
'Holy fuck I nearly came face to face with Wednesday last night, the only thing that stopped him attacking was the sound of screaming children in a house behind me, he had a huge boner'.
by A concerned bi stander April 20, 2012
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1.
The day after Tuesday and before Thursday
What day is tomorrow?

Wednesday
by Tim February 05, 2005
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2.
Verb: The act of smoking marijuana before school (often on a late start) at the house of the local burnout. The process usually involves eating large quatities of junk food and smoking a shit-ton of weed.
EXAMPLE 1

Ryan: Yo, we're gonna wednesday at Dumbass's house, you in?

Noah: Hell yeah, I just bought an eighth.

Ryan: Damn straight, this wednesday sesh is goin downnn.

EXAMPLE 2

Francisco: Yo, you gonna make it to the sesh before school this Wednesday?

Darrien: Nah man, I can't, I have shit to do before school. Let's Wednesday next week.
by sk8rman02 March 01, 2011
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3.
the day of the week when EVERYTHING happens.
only on wednesday...
by Black Button August 07, 2008
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4.
Discretely used to describe a sexual activity that suggests humping without using the actual word. Wednesdays have long been known by workers as hump day.
Two male office workers were chatting when an attractive woman walked by. One turned to the other and said 'Man, I'd like to Wednesday that.'
by Office worker August 12, 2012
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5.
the best day of the week to fuck!
olivia- hey what are you doing tonight?

kelsey- idk what day is it?

olivia- its Wednesday

kelsey- ooooohhhh girl you know what im doing tonight ;)
by biteme1 November 03, 2011
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6.
Often known in the Christian religion as Sunday's understudy. A generally normal day. Often called Hump Day, because of it's location in the middle of the week, and by the time Wednesday is done, the week is on a down hill roll.
Wednesday's aren't so bad, they are just to much in the middle of things.
by Jakabones August 12, 2006
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7.
Wednesday is Hump Day!

Wednesday is a day that comes after Tuesday and before Thursday in the calender, it is also known as hump day in the world of work because a work week is 5 days long, and Wednesday is the middle of the week or the peak of the hump, after Wednesday has ended, its closer to the weekend and the end of the working week.
Sarah: *Tuesday* Hey what day is it tomorrow?
Alice: Its Wednesday tomorrow.

Matt: *Tuesday* Dude, I cant wait for Saturday, its going to be so hype!
Jerry: No we can't get excited over this until after hump day.
by bubbleandsqueek January 11, 2014
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