When someone pulls your underwear so high up your butt it takes a week to get it all out.
This is my story as a high school freshman. I did survive the following events, and they are 100% true, no matter what.
The school bully had been a bully forever. He had stayed in high school for two extra years, and he had his own system. Each week he selected one student to ruin forever. He was actually known for hospitalizing a few, and everyone was to scared to fight back. There was a rumor that once, he had slammed a freshman's testicles between two bricks and the kid lost his sex life forever. So I went to school, and was at my locker, when someone slammed the locker on my head. Dazed and mad, I turned around to see the bully. He told me, "Your my pick this week. Lets get to it." He grabbed the back of my underwear and lifted me off the ground. He took me outside to the parking lot. I whimpered and asked him not to hurt me. He just laughed. He walked me over to the portable toilet and opened the door. I smelled the strong smell of shit. He showed me what was inside. The thing hadn't been cleaned in over three months. I started to beg. He laughed and took off my clothes. Then he twisted my nipples hard. One even started to bleed. I cried, and he picked me up. He shoved my head into the stinking brown slop of diarrea and piss. It got in my mouth, and i puked. The bully grabbed the back of my undies and yanked as hard as he could. The underwear jammed up my ass, and then he flossed my ass with them. It burned and chafed. He gave me a final jock-lock wedgie and stuffed me inside the toilet. I was laying in shit and piss in my underwear, I couldn't move or talk. For 18 hours I lay in there, until the fat gym teacher took a shit on top of me, looked down and saw me. I am now in counseling and have transferred schools.
by extremewedgie March 19, 2009
A painful experience wen the bak of ur underwear is pulled up ur bak wit gr8 strength
1 time changin 4 gym my friend came up behind me nd shouted WEDGIE so every1 in my class came and gave me a wedgie. They gave me an atomic wedgie nd den changed it 2 a hangin wedgie nd left me in their locker til after gym. wen dey let me down dey gave me a swirlie nd a wedgie at the same time. He did this 2 my other friend aswell so we got bak at my friend last time he slept over. We gave him a hangin wedgie na made him drink loads of water so he peed himself nd made him sleep in it. B4 we let him down we kicked him in the nuts nd den we gave him a swirlie. He hasnt given us a wedgie since but we keep doin it 2 him 2 make sure he dosent do it 2 us.
by Payback giver January 04, 2009
a sudden upward jerk on the underpants, stinging like crazy at the crotch
A bully likes to give wedgies.
by Grant March 05, 2005
a wedgie is where ones underwear is pulled up from the back therefore jamming the underwear up the victims ass

often performed on nerds who wear tighty-whiteys(like me!!) by cool people who wear boxers
this story is 100% true no mattter what.

i am a 15 year old boy whos mum wont let me wear boxers she says that i will always have to wear tighty-whiteys coz they r better for giving wedgies and i keep arguing but every time i argue she just calls my older brother ill call him micheal to come and 'deal' with me, by deal with me she means torture him until u seem fit to stop and with my brother that never comes around so today my mum to ld him to deal with me and first he stripped me down to my underwear and then he said brb and he came back with bags full of food (mainly messy liquidy foods) and some duct tape and before i knew it i had my mouth taped shut and my arms and legs tied up and then he put loads of whipped cream and jelly down my pants and then he gave me an atomic wedgie and after about 2 hours he unhooked the atomic wedgie and gave me a hanging wedgie from the hook on the back of my door and then he took the duct tape off of my mouth and gave me loads of water b4 putting the duct tape back on my mouth and then he took me down and gave me a north, south, east and west wedgie as far up as my underwear would go he then got a belt and put it on 3 holes too tight around the wedgie and said that if the wedgie wasnt there in the morning that would be nice compared to what he would do next and with that he took the key to my bedroom door and locked me in and i had drunk loads of water and i wasnt allowed to go to the bathroom so i had to piss myself all night long:(
by micheal99 September 03, 2009
A sharp upwards pull on your underwear from behind
One time me and my frined were having a sleepover in his house. We both wore briefs at the time so his older brother came in and gave us each a hanging wedgie of the hooks in his room. We were stuck in there so long we fell asleep. when i woke up our briefs had ripped so we put on new ones. As soon as we did his older brother came in and gave us atomic wedgies. They were so painful we started crying so he kicked us in the balls
by Sore ass 9999999999999 May 05, 2009
to have your undies yanked up
those bullies gave me a huge wedgie, and they hung me by the flag pole!
by Wedgie dork February 12, 2008
When your boxer shorts get pulled and the cloth gets shoved up the person's ass
I was changing in the locker room when all of a sudden my friend gives me a wedgie and my heart boxers goes up my ass and everyone sawto let everyone see.
by ballin565 May 18, 2007

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