when a persons underwear is pulled just about as far as it will go.
im a bit of a nerd so im not suprised this happened to me but anyway when i started high school everybody thought it would be funny for everybody to give me all the wedgies that they could think of every day of the week and this 1 time my parents went away for 2 weeks and left me on my own and only my best friend knew this (she was my only friend aswell) and the school bully found out that there was somthing i wasnt telling him so he decided that he wanted to find out and he realised that the best way to do this was through my friend so he threatened her and she blurted it out. so now he knew that there was no parents around for 2 weeks so he decided to hang me to the flag pole and he superglued my hands to 2 bags full of water and fed me 1 sausage and loads of water every hour so i was shitting and pissing myself like 10 times a minute. anyways i stayed up there every day with people constntly taking photos and the only time that they let me down (apart from to feed me) was when they decided that they wanted to use someone as a punchbag (me) so i was up there for 2 weeks and 10 hours just hanging by my underwear (and they didnt break either) and when i did finally get down after my parents got back the first thing i recieved when i was back in school was my head down the toilet and my but is still sore from the wedgie hanging and now even the mega-nerds give me wedgies and its soooooooo depressing :(
by demz123 August 17, 2009
a wedgie is where a a kids underwear such as boxers, boxer briefs and briefs are lifted up and lifted up ontop of their head. note: briefs hurt the most =( WEAR BOXER BRIEFS!!!! u will not get picked on and they dont hurt in wedgies.... boxers hurt!!!!!!
Last year in 7th grade i went over my friends house. His parents left... to get some things. so it was just me and chaud.. Chaud said 'hey, u wanna fly' i said ' what do u mean' and he then pansted me.. revealing my tighty whiteys... His older brother came and and took my pants off and ran away with them. then Chaud took my tighty whiteys and lifted them up and gave me a huge flying wedgie. He then put me on a hook in his room and hung ther efor 10 minutes... I had to beg for my pants back and i was to let chaud and his bro ball tap me 2 times each to get my pants back..Chaud never told anyone and hes still my best friend and ill get revenge I was up in the air!
by psudonm November 23, 2008
a wedgie is where ones underwear is pulled up from the back therefore jamming the underwear up the victims ass

often performed on nerds who wear tighty-whiteys(like me!!) by cool people who wear boxers
this story is 100% true no mattter what.

i am a 15 year old boy whos mum wont let me wear boxers she says that i will always have to wear tighty-whiteys coz they r better for giving wedgies and i keep arguing but every time i argue she just calls my older brother ill call him micheal to come and 'deal' with me, by deal with me she means torture him until u seem fit to stop and with my brother that never comes around so today my mum to ld him to deal with me and first he stripped me down to my underwear and then he said brb and he came back with bags full of food (mainly messy liquidy foods) and some duct tape and before i knew it i had my mouth taped shut and my arms and legs tied up and then he put loads of whipped cream and jelly down my pants and then he gave me an atomic wedgie and after about 2 hours he unhooked the atomic wedgie and gave me a hanging wedgie from the hook on the back of my door and then he took the duct tape off of my mouth and gave me loads of water b4 putting the duct tape back on my mouth and then he took me down and gave me a north, south, east and west wedgie as far up as my underwear would go he then got a belt and put it on 3 holes too tight around the wedgie and said that if the wedgie wasnt there in the morning that would be nice compared to what he would do next and with that he took the key to my bedroom door and locked me in and i had drunk loads of water and i wasnt allowed to go to the bathroom so i had to piss myself all night long:(
by micheal99 September 03, 2009
A painful form of torture used on small, weak boys who either havnt hit puberty yet, or have squeaky voices and enjoy schoolwork.
One time I was peeing at the urinal when all of a sudden this kid Kyle who hates me wedgied me from behind, causing me to pee all over the floor, wall, and myself! Then he pinned me on the floor and rammed my underwear as hard up as he could. I started to cry and beg him to stop, but the underwear reached my head and I felt like my butt was ripping in half. Suddenly he stopped. Then he flipped me over and grabbed the front of my waistband. My eyes widened and I tried to say no, but it was to late. He slammed the undies upward, forcing them up past my stomach, past my chest. I screamed in pain as the wedgie crushed my balls and penis. The wedgie came up to my chin and Kyle let go. Just when I thought my punishment was over, he brings his fist into my balls as hard as he could, and my eyes popped out of my head. My vision went blurry and I tried to roll over, but I was hit 100 more times in the balls. he spit on my face and hung my underwear from the stall. I hung there in horrible pain in my butt balls and penis. That was a very painful wedgie!
by Unfortunate March 04, 2012
When performed on a male, the effect may be that they will not be able to have children, and their asses will have scars.
Over school vacation, my friend and I were invited to a party on an island with all of the seniors. We being freshman, thought this would be cool. So we went out by boat, no adults, to this island. When we got to the island, they brought us into a cabin. They told us to strip to our underwear. (About 3 guys were there) We got nervous, and said no. They tackled us down and ripped off our clothes. We were both standing in white briefs. One of them grabbed the back of my underwear. He pulled as hard as he possibly could. I screamed, and could hear my friend crying, for they atomic wedgied him. They did the same to me. They carried us outside, and up tall trees. They hung us there. Then, they picked me for their, "smash the frshman's tiny balls" party. They used fists, boots, and a baseball bat. The pain was so extreme I crapped myself twice. It was the worst thing ever.
by deadite3333 February 16, 2009
to have your undies yanked up
those bullies gave me a huge wedgie, and they hung me by the flag pole!
by Wedgie dork February 12, 2008
a sudden upward jerk on the underpants, stinging like crazy at the crotch
A bully likes to give wedgies.
by Grant March 05, 2005

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