the punishment for nerds, geeks, and the uncool given by someone cooler where their tighty whities are pulled up very high from behind while they are wearing them
i gave the nerd a wedgie and then hooked his tighty whities on a post and left!
by big boy111111111 March 14, 2006
When the back of your underwear is pulled up with great force.
One time i was sleeping over in my friends house. We were playing truth or dare and i picked dare.He dared me to let him give me every kind of wedgie coz if i said no i got kicked in the balls and had to drink his cum. He started off with a normal wedgie and that wasn't that bad. Then he gave me a jock lock wedgie. It wasn't 2 bad but then he started tickling me so i was squirming. Then he gave me a messy wedgie with toothpaste, whipped cream and spit. It was gross. Then i had to go home in the messy wedgie and get all my tighty whiteys (this was wen i still wore them). He gave me a ripper wedgie and that was really painful. Then i got a sky high wedgie which was really painful coz my ass was still sore from the ripper. Then i got a propeller wedgie. He tightened it so tight my ass started bleeding. Then i got a melvin, then a mervin and then an north, south, east, west wedgie. Then he gave me a break. I went into the bathroom to look at my ass in the mirror when he grabbed me and gave me a swirlie. Then i got a hanging wedgie. I fell asleep in it so he woke me up by hitting me in the balls. It was sooooo painful. He left me in the hanging wedgie for 3 hours. then i fell asleep again nd when i woke up i had pissed myself and was on the bone so my friend started taking pictures. He gave me an atomic wedgie when i woke up. Then for the last wedgie he made me take off all my clothes except my pee stained tighty whiteys and hung me from a tree in his front garden. It was so embarrassing and painful.
The next week he sleptover in my house so i dared him to get every wedgie. It was great. First i gave him a sky high ripper. Then i gave him a messy wedgie with shaving cream. Then he got a hanging wedgie. I left him there for 4 hours while taking pictures, feeding him and giving him water. He pissed and shit himself. For the last wedgie i brought him to the park(this was in the morning) and hung him off a tree for the whole day until 10 o clock. Just to extra get back at him i kicked him in the balls when he slept and ripped all his boxers so he only had tighty whiteys. The next day in gym i got everyone to give him a hanging wedgie and spit in it.
by Asspainandsoreballs February 26, 2009
when someone grabs either the front of your underwear or the back and pulls up as high as they can go
True Story

I was walking home from school and and the three school bullies jumped me. they tied my hands behind my back blindfolded me and made me walk to some place i still dont know of. they untied my hands and gave me a hanging wedgie. they took off the blindfold and started laughing at me. they made me call my parents and say that i was staying over at my friends for 1 or 2 days. one of them pulled my legs down as far as they could go and they each took turns punching and kicking me in the balls for about 5 minutes each. they then took me down still in a wedgie and tied my hands together. the main bully gave me a superman wedgie and flew me into the bathroom. they gave me a swirly for 30 seconds while still in the wedgie put me in a hanging wedgie for a minute, then gave me another swirly for a minute. they then took me to the closet, and there was a hook on both sides. they put the front of my underwear on one hook and the back on the other hook. they then put duct tape over my mouth and left me there for about 3 hours. they came back fed me rotten food, and then made me drink 3L of water. they then took me down blindfoled me and put me on a flagpole in the school. i had to wait until someone came to get me down. i was in a wedgie for a total of 37 hours.
by anomuss January 02, 2012
A childhood prank where one person sneaks up on another, and grabs and pulls up on the whitey tightys, causing pain in the buttcks
"God that wedgie hurt!"
by Marc W June 11, 2005
pulling someones underwear up their ass
one time 2 of my friends were at my house and one went to the toliet and me and the other one was talking.we were so busy talking that the other one came up and gave me the biggest wedgie ever in my red briefs
by wedgie man August 10, 2007
Were underwear is yanked up the butt crack by the waist band.
Me and my friends were playing truth or dare. I chose dare and if you forefitted you got 5 kicks in the balls. I was dared to be given a wedgie and my friend gave it and ripped my white american eagle's front and back. My butt was in pain then he still kicked me in the balls.
by Master876 January 01, 2015
when a persons underwear is pulled just about as far as it will go.
im a bit of a nerd so im not suprised this happened to me but anyway when i started high school everybody thought it would be funny for everybody to give me all the wedgies that they could think of every day of the week and this 1 time my parents went away for 2 weeks and left me on my own and only my best friend knew this (she was my only friend aswell) and the school bully found out that there was somthing i wasnt telling him so he decided that he wanted to find out and he realised that the best way to do this was through my friend so he threatened her and she blurted it out. so now he knew that there was no parents around for 2 weeks so he decided to hang me to the flag pole and he superglued my hands to 2 bags full of water and fed me 1 sausage and loads of water every hour so i was shitting and pissing myself like 10 times a minute. anyways i stayed up there every day with people constntly taking photos and the only time that they let me down (apart from to feed me) was when they decided that they wanted to use someone as a punchbag (me) so i was up there for 2 weeks and 10 hours just hanging by my underwear (and they didnt break either) and when i did finally get down after my parents got back the first thing i recieved when i was back in school was my head down the toilet and my but is still sore from the wedgie hanging and now even the mega-nerds give me wedgies and its soooooooo depressing :(
by demz123 August 17, 2009
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