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The act of having one's tighty whities (briefs) or boxers yanked up and down until they are securely wedged between one's butt cheeks. Usually done by males as an act of embarassment, pain, initiation, fun, or a sign of power.
John gave me a wedgie that was so big, I had to dig the tighty whities out of my rear for hours !
by WhiteyWearer November 02, 2005
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a punishment for all losers, geeks, and nerds who wear tighty whiteys
I and some buddies (all seniors) were in the locker room when we spotted the three biggest nerds in the school. They played W.O.W. all day and talked about it at school. We noticed they had tighty whiteys. All five of us seniors dragged them to the toilets where we gave them swirlies. Then we gave them bondage wedgies by duct taping their hands and feet together after stripping them down to their underwear. We gave their underwear a strong yank each and then heard the P.E. teacher coming so we threw them in the supply closet (nobody goes there). We only had one period left so we knew they was "safe" there. The teachers didnt noticed their absence because we had huge classes.After last period we got our victims and threw them in our car. They were still wedgied and duct taped (and still only in they undies). We knew their parent were away so we took our time. At my house my parents were gone too, so the torture began. We gave them some real bad wedgies. From atomic to jock lock. Then we drew dicks on their face with sharpie. Then the GRAND FINALE commenced. We then duct tapped bags of warm water on their hands so they would piss themselves silly. We hooked one nerds underwear to the flagpole and left him up there. The other two were duct tapped together in a sexual position (one humping the other). We placed the gays in a park where the cool seniors hung out. We took tons of pictures!!! The flagpole nerd cried and pissed himself all day and we fed him a laxative. We did the same to the homo nerds and they crapped and pissed all over each other. I salute Freshman Friday!!!
by TheSenior September 20, 2009
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A painful form of torture used on small, weak boys who either havnt hit puberty yet, or have squeaky voices and enjoy schoolwork.
One time I was peeing at the urinal when all of a sudden this kid Kyle who hates me wedgied me from behind, causing me to pee all over the floor, wall, and myself! Then he pinned me on the floor and rammed my underwear as hard up as he could. I started to cry and beg him to stop, but the underwear reached my head and I felt like my butt was ripping in half. Suddenly he stopped. Then he flipped me over and grabbed the front of my waistband. My eyes widened and I tried to say no, but it was to late. He slammed the undies upward, forcing them up past my stomach, past my chest. I screamed in pain as the wedgie crushed my balls and penis. The wedgie came up to my chin and Kyle let go. Just when I thought my punishment was over, he brings his fist into my balls as hard as he could, and my eyes popped out of my head. My vision went blurry and I tried to roll over, but I was hit 100 more times in the balls. he spit on my face and hung my underwear from the stall. I hung there in horrible pain in my butt balls and penis. That was a very painful wedgie!
by Unfortunate March 04, 2012
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when a persons underwear is pulled just about as far as it will go.
im a bit of a nerd so im not suprised this happened to me but anyway when i started high school everybody thought it would be funny for everybody to give me all the wedgies that they could think of every day of the week and this 1 time my parents went away for 2 weeks and left me on my own and only my best friend knew this (she was my only friend aswell) and the school bully found out that there was somthing i wasnt telling him so he decided that he wanted to find out and he realised that the best way to do this was through my friend so he threatened her and she blurted it out. so now he knew that there was no parents around for 2 weeks so he decided to hang me to the flag pole and he superglued my hands to 2 bags full of water and fed me 1 sausage and loads of water every hour so i was shitting and pissing myself like 10 times a minute. anyways i stayed up there every day with people constntly taking photos and the only time that they let me down (apart from to feed me) was when they decided that they wanted to use someone as a punchbag (me) so i was up there for 2 weeks and 10 hours just hanging by my underwear (and they didnt break either) and when i did finally get down after my parents got back the first thing i recieved when i was back in school was my head down the toilet and my but is still sore from the wedgie hanging and now even the mega-nerds give me wedgies and its soooooooo depressing :(
by demz123 August 17, 2009
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the proper punishment for nerds; when someone yanks your tighty whities way up while you're wearing them an atomic wedgie is where they get the elastic over your head, a hanging wedgie is where they hook your briefs onto something and leave you dangling in the air, a melvin is a front wedgie that splits the wedgie getter's balls in half, a mervin is where they pull your briefs up on both sides. these are all things you should try on your brothers. its funny
one time a wimp pissed me off so i gave him a wedgie up to his ears. after a few minutes i hooked him on a hook and left him there. he leaves me alone now
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A form of punishment used widely throughout American High Schools, in which the receiver's underwear is yanked violently up into their buttcrack, often causing extreme pain and chafing.
I used to give this freshman atomic wedgies until he cried. He was really short and small so it was easy to give him some really powerful wedgies that made him unable to sit for hours or even days afterwards. The best time was when I gave him a frontal wedgie so hard it bruised his nuts. Those were the glory days.
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A painful form of punishment or torture on uncool male children inwhich the underwear is pulled up sharply forcing itself up the victims ass. This may be complimented with swirlies, nipple twisting, and ball kicking.
When I was a freshman i was walking through the halls by myself when i was suddenly yanked of the ground by my tightey whities. I twisted around to see the school bully. He kept on pulling until i was in an atomic wedgie(underwear pulled over your head.) It was last period so he gave me a hanging wedgie on the hook on his locker. I heard the bell ring and suddely five seniours including the bully grabbed me from the locker and ran into the bathroom. they ripped off all my clothes except my tightey whities and flushed them down the toilet. They took pictures of my pasty body and then twisted my nipples really hard. Then they gave me another atomic wedgie but also a jock lock. Then they shoved my head into the toilet and gave me a swirly fo a minute. I started to cry but that just made them laugh more and kicked me in the balls. They finally took me outside again and slammed my back against the wall. then they grabbed my underwear and gave me the wrst frontal wedgie. I knew my sex life was over from then. They finally got bored of me and gave me a hanging wedgie from the basketball hoop.
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