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A wedgie is a common prank among teenagers in which the victims underwear is pulled up their back and is wedged between their ass cheeks. Wedgies are normally performed by cool guys who wear boxers on uncool people who wear briefs or tighty whiteys.
There are many different kinds of wedgie. A wedgie from the front, thus squashing the testicles is known as a melvin. A mervin is a wedgie, usually performed by two people, from both sides. A north, south, east and west wedgie is a wedgie from all four sides. A wedgie in which the victim is left hanging from a high up object i.e a coat hook or fence, is called a hanging wedgie. A wedgie where the victims underwear is completely torn off is known as a ripper wedgie. A wedgie in which the attacker jumps up and down to make the underwear wedge harder is known as a sky high wedgie.A wedgie where the victim is dragged along the ground by their underwear is a dragging wedgie. A wedgie where the victim is wedgied and then spun around is a flying dutchman wedgie. A wedgie where a pole is placed through the leg holes of the victims underwear and spun around is a propeller wedgie. A wedgie where the band of the underwear is placed over the head is an atomic wedgie.
My friend apparently use to give me wedgies all the time because I wore tighty whiteys. I now know he was lying because even though we both wear boxers he still gives them to me. One time I was at his house and he went to the bathroom. I wasn't paying attention and before I know it he is in the room giving me a wedgie. This was even when I wore boxers. His mom asked what was going on and he said nothing. I was sleeping over in his house that night. We were playing truth or dare and I chose dare. He dared me to do whatever he said all night. I said I'd do it because if I didn't it was ten kicks in the balls. I didn't realize his parents were away all weekend. He said i had to let him do every kind of wedgie on me. I had to let him do it. He gave me an atomic wedgie so high it went under my chin. it was soooooooo painful. Then he gave me a hanging wedgie. He did it off the basketball hoop in his back yard and then he started throwing things at me. He made me go home the next day and get all my boxers so he could give me more. He gave me a ripper wedgie in my favorite pair (My white American Eagles). Then he gave me a propeller wedgie and a sky high wedgie. It was horrible. The most pain though was when he mixe three different wedgies. A hanging wedgie, an atomic wedgie and a melvin. He hung me off a coat hook with my boxers over the back of my head and my balls were absolutely killing me. He let me down after like two hours. Then h said he would only make me do one more. He made me strip down to my boxers and then gave me a hanging wedgie of a tree in his front yard so everyone could see. I got him back though because last time my parents were away I dared him to do everything I said and I gave him the same treatment but a million times worse!!!
by The dare revenger January 30, 2009
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When the underwear is yanked.
Today, I was standing in line at school, when two seniors came out of nowhere, one came to the front, one came to the back. They both grabbed my underwear ( which were 3 sizes to big, since i had to grab my older brothers while rushing for the bus), and gave me an atomic melvin and an atomic normal wedgie. both sides reached above my head, and i was lifted off the ground. They tied off the tops and put a belt around me and the flagpole. Everyone saw me and it was humiliating. Since then i have been a daily reciever of wedgies.
by wedger October 10, 2009
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When someone or something pulls on ur underwear very sharply and it wedges in between the buttock cheeks.

Types:When given wedgie then hung is called Hanging Wedgie. when a underwear band is pulled up over ur head and stays on ur forehead is called a Atomic Wedgie. if the underwear is ripped it is called a ripper wedgie. if the underwear is pulled from front it is called a melvin. if the under wear is pulled from both sides its called a mervin.
I was hanging out with my neighbors when i saw one of them sagging so ik gave them a wedgie. the ripper wedgie to be exact so then he later came gave me a hyanging wedgie on a post in my backyard. my parents were gone on trip and it was during spring break.
by Thomas12345678910 May 29, 2008
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when a friend or foe grabs the back of your underwear and pulls up
locker rooms are a common place to find wedgies.
by wedgie reciver December 04, 2005
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the punishment for nerds, geeks, and the uncool given by someone cooler where their tighty whities are pulled up very high from behind while they are wearing them
i gave the nerd a wedgie and then hooked his tighty whities on a post and left!
by big boy111111111 March 14, 2006
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the proper punishment for nerds; when someone yanks your tighty whities way up while you're wearing them an atomic wedgie is where they get the elastic over your head, a hanging wedgie is where they hook your briefs onto something and leave you dangling in the air, a melvin is a front wedgie that splits the wedgie getter's balls in half, a mervin is where they pull your briefs up on both sides. these are all things you should try on your brothers. its funny
one time a wimp pissed me off so i gave him a wedgie up to his ears. after a few minutes i hooked him on a hook and left him there. he leaves me alone now
by random person11111111 October 25, 2006
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A wedgie is a prank in which the victim has their waistband of their underwear pulled up. A wedgie is painful, since the underwear is forced up the butt cheek. Boys that wear briefs are usually targets for wedgies, since briefs are considered un-cool by the cool kids and are more embarrassing than boxers. Wedgies are usually performed to embarrass someone, or for the fun of it. It is one of the more common types of school pranks, usually performed by bullies.

An atomic wedgie is one where the underwear is pulled up and goes over the head. A hanging wedgie is one of the most painful types of wedgies. The victim has their underwear hanging by something, such as a coathook, a flagpole, a tree, etc. It is very painful, since they can be in the wedgie for a very long time. Wedgies are even more embarrassing if you don't have your clothes on (besides the underwear). A melvin is a wedgie performed in the front, rather than the back. If a wedgie is performed and the underwear is pulled really hard, the underwear can rip, causing even more embarrassment.
I am a victim of wedgie torture. Once, at a sleepover, my friends decided to wedgie torture me. First, they stripped me down to nothing but my tightey whiteys. Then, they gave me an atomic wedgie, and forced me to run around their neighborhood in that wedgie. It was very embarrassing. Then they gave me a hanging wedgie on their fence and left me there until nighttime. A bunch of people saw and came by and laughed at me. Then, they took me down and each of them wedgied me 5 times. Finally, they gave me a hanging wedgie on a coathook, which I had to sleep in. I peed a lot of times. It hurt like hell! I was squirming in that wedgie, and my white briefs didn't even rip. The next day, they each got a turn to pull me down as hard as they could until my briefs ripped, which actually took a long time. Then, they sent me home naked. My butt still hurts from that wedgie experience!
by srfhrhrajajjkjarklakaekatkak March 12, 2010
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