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A wedgie is the condition when someones underwear gets stuck up their ass naturally, or by someone pulling it up there. Wedgies are done usually to nerds who wear tighty whities. However it can be done to people who wear boxers to, and of all ages. Wedgies are done as an act of dominance, to torture somone, for sibling rivalry, or just friends messing around.
When I was younger I used to wear tighty whities. Supposedly, because of this my brother would wedgie me all the time. I think it was just because he was being a jackass. I have proof to since now I wear boxers, and he still gives me wedgies all the time. One time he had his friend over, when I was about 12, and he was about 15. I was laying down on my bed watching tv, when my brother walked into my room. I was immediately suspicious. He walked over, and jumped onto me before I hardly had time to move. He was pinning me to the bed, when his friend came into the room. He screamed, "Hold him down!" So now his friend was pinning me down as he reached down my pants and grabbed the waist band of my tighty whities. He yanked them upwards with both hands. His friend laughed, saying "Your brother still wears tighty whities," mockingly. My brother replied, "Yep, my goal is to rip them all." He continued to yand away while I was screaming in pain. Finally they were about half way up my back when my leg holes started to show and he yanked at those. I could hear my underwear starting to tear as he yanked more violently. My underwear was at the back of my head, when my brother thought of a different idea. He had his friend let go and lifted me up by my underwear hanging me up on a hook that was in my room. he tied my hands and feet together with some rope and they left me there. I hung for 20 minutes before it finally broke, and I was still tied up for a while with underwear jammed up my ass.
by average joe the 53rd March 07, 2008
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When ones underwear is grabbed by the waist band ans pulled up as high as it can go.
Man my friend gave me the most painfull wedgie and my boxers riped it went so high.
by james January 09, 2005
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When the underwear is yanked.
Today, I was standing in line at school, when two seniors came out of nowhere, one came to the front, one came to the back. They both grabbed my underwear ( which were 3 sizes to big, since i had to grab my older brothers while rushing for the bus), and gave me an atomic melvin and an atomic normal wedgie. both sides reached above my head, and i was lifted off the ground. They tied off the tops and put a belt around me and the flagpole. Everyone saw me and it was humiliating. Since then i have been a daily reciever of wedgies.
by wedger October 10, 2009
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Were underwear is yanked up the butt crack by the waist band.
Me and my friends were playing truth or dare. I chose dare and if you forefitted you got 5 kicks in the balls. I was dared to be given a wedgie and my friend gave it and ripped my white american eagle's front and back. My butt was in pain then he still kicked me in the balls.
by Master876 January 01, 2015
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A prank in which the victim's boxers or briefs are pulled higher than they should go.

There are many wedgie variations, here are a few:

Hanging wedgie: When you or a victim has been wedgied, then is hung on a place where they cannot get down.

Atomic Wedgie: The wedgie generally shown in cartoons. Where your boxers are pulled up and the waistband goes around the head. CAUTION: This is very difficult to pull off.

Melvin: A frontal wedgie. Do not do this to a guy, it could ruin their sex life for enternity.

Mervin: When both sides of the underwear are pulled high. Usually done by two or more people.

Gang Wedgie: When a group of people attack you and give you as many wedgies as possible. It is very common to leave the victim in a jock lock so that he cannot get out.

Bondage Wedgie: When you are tied up and wedgied. You are tied up to try to keep you from picking it.

Scarecrow Wedgie: A hanging wedgie when you have the leg holes of the boxers on a pole. Then you stick a shirt on the poor victim so he cannot get up and leave.

Ripper Wedgie: Perhaps one of the most painful. It is called ripper because the boxers rip. It can also be called a Cosmic Wedgie

Lucky for me that I have never been wedgied.
My brother gives me Atomic wedgies all the time. Once he hung me on a hook in his closet and left me there for two hours. When he came back he started taking pictures.
by Nyaruma January 26, 2007
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when someone grabs you by the underwear (usually briefs) and lifts them up. examples as atomic wedgie, hanging wedgie, jock wedgie, and others.
i was in 7th grade. i was changing in gym. someone took my shorts and hid them. i was standing there in my fruit of the loom briefs. i was soo emberrased. then sjme k id yelled WEDGIE soo 6 kids came around me and gave mea huge wedgie that hurt soo bad!! it took days for the pain 2 go away. T.T
by bryan heartyly January 16, 2008
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When someone sneaks up behind and pulls your underwear up your crack, causing an intense amount of pain. Usually given to dorks wearing tighty-whities by cool guys wearing boxers because tighty-whities stretch farther, don't rip as easily, and dig deeper into your crack. If the person giving the wedgie is strong enough, they can lift you up by your underwear and hang you on something, this is called a hanging wedgie. It can keep the wedgie going, like the bondage wedgie, where the victim is tied up so they can't pick their wedgie.
I tattled on my brother and got him grounded. That night, I woke up to him lifting me up by my underwear. He gave me an atomic wedgie, then duct taped my hands together so I couldn't unpick it. The next morning, I was carried upstairs by my underwear and put me on the floor. Our parents were away, so he still wouldn't undo my wedgie or untape my hands. Later, my friend came over and did untape my hands and undo my wedgie. We planned to sneak out of the house, but my brother caught us just as we were leaving. He hauled us down to the basement and gave us hanging wedgies on a coatrack. This time, he left us up there until our parents came home. I never tattled on my brother again!
by Klare February 29, 2008
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