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1) A weaver of cloth.

2) A reference for people from the most highly respected writers to the common man. This reference book, or more commonly known as dictionary, lists a large selection of proper words from the specified language and defines them.
1) Webster's is an excellent buissness person.

2) Let me look it up in Webster's.
by Valerie S. (AB, Canada) August 31, 2003
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9.
Usually refering to the print version of a dictionary pioneered by Webster himself. Before his time people spelled words any damn way they choose to.

Too often people think that Webster's has not entered the digital age. This is simply untrue. Look Up Merriam-Webster and you will find thier site which is free. While it is true that the dictionary there is by no means complete, it is authoritative and will get you through college. When you can't find a word there of course turn to urbandictionary.com
Me: Webster's doesn't have a definition for Punctum.

My Girl: Probably because punctum isn't even a damn word and your proffessor just made it up to sound cool.

Boss: How do you spell that word?
Me: Look it up on Webster's online.
by Bryansix May 26, 2005
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10.
The first word to the intro sentence to which every high school and college paper begins.

Also, the first word to the intro sentence that makes English teachers (and every other type of teacher) toss out a collective groan of agony.

Additional social aspect of the word:
One example of the unoriginal and collectively sub-par way in which students go about serious thought and research in our schools. And one of the signs that our educational system needs some revamping.
“Webster’s Ninth international dictionary defines :any ass word here: as…”

Also:

If I see another paper that begins, “Webster’s Ninth international dictionary defines :any ass word here: as…” I’m going to shove No Child Left Behind up GWB’s A**!
by civil_discussion March 29, 2004
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11.
Another way of pointing out an equally proportionate midget.
"Check it fool....that brotha got "Webster's" disease"

~Webster being that potato sized brother who was played by Emmanuel Lewis back in the 80's~
by D. Ferrel September 24, 2003
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12.
A dictionary which assumes itself to be definitive.
"Half the words we use aren't even in the webster's."
by deluded September 01, 2003
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13.
Someone who refuses to use slang and only uses the dictionary definition of words.
Guy: Man he was acting so ignorant.

Webster: I think you mean that he was acting rude. His knowledge is moot.
by Fasta-fasta June 08, 2013
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14.
A girl who is known for being beautiful both inside and out. Usually on the shy side, they can come off as boring. However, once a Webster opens up, she is charming, kind, intelligent and funny. Usually have great smiles. The girl that all the guys are secretly in love with. Said to be very good in bed. Websters are fun-loving and enjoy being around people. Loves to party but is very chill, most Websters are not wild and crazy. They have a good sense of the world around them and love their family and friends. Anybody would be lucky to have a Webster in their life.
Guy 1: Man, is that a Webster over there?
Guy 2: Yeah, damn, I wish and would notice me
by Briggly fan June 21, 2014
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