A town in Missouri that is full of douchebags who have nothing better to do than throw turkey legs at football games. People from Webster have a strong rivalry with Kirkwood

putting your toes in the mouth of a dead crackhead.

noun; proper noun; One who, according to third person accounts,; spends one heck of alot of time on theweb, searching, or playing, or composing, or devoloping a web site or all of the above etc... or more.

Slang for £5. Derived from an interview with Kieran Webster, bassist with Dundonian rock band The View, in which he stated that if he were to organise his own music festival, the cost of admission would be 'only a fiver'. This was just one of a number of outrageous claims he made about the festival; he also claimed that there would be 'free helicopters for everybody' and that revellers would receive a 'goody bag full of goodies on the way in', although he failed to give any further information on the nature of said goodies.

Is a wet fart squishing in your pants with no restroom in site.

One who is proficient in the arts of web surfing and information retrieval.

Websters are known for their ability to find information on a variety of topics, ranging from celebrity gossip to videos of people doing stupid things on the internet.

Some do this professionally.

No relation to the dictionary.

To poop. Reminiscent of the little brown boy from 70-80’s TV show of the same name.