webspank

verb:
to be slapped with the “admonishment screen” by your corporate server, when attempting to view a social marketing or shopping website (i.e., Facebook, Myspace, Youtube, Ebay)

noun:
your punishment for attempting to access social marketing or shopping websites (see webspank, verb) while at the office

verb:
Kristen: I was trying to see if Johnny broke up with his baby-momma on Facebook, but I was webspanked by the company server.

noun:

Nancy: I received a thorough webspanking from the company server when I tried to watch Ray-J’s sex video on Youtube.

webspank by DHAMMER October 14, 2009

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webspap

Documents printed from the web

Pass me those webspap.

webspap by Hercolena Oliver August 28, 2009

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webspammer

Someone who takes a lot of interest in knowing about a lot of random things and then uses his/her knowledge to get an edge in a given situation.

Look at that handsome hunk answering all those questions, he must be a webspammer.

webspammer by HaramiKabootar December 1, 2013

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How bout dem knicks?

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.

Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?

How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005

Word of the Day on June 8, 2026

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Power Couple

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.

I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.

Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012

Word of the Day on June 7, 2026

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Shitdar

Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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