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web slinger 

when you're fucking your girl and about to cum, pull out and shoot it in your hand. Make the "spider-man" web slinging hand and fling it on the girls face (or ass, tits, whatever) while making the "pfffft" web slinging sound.
I pulled out, said "pffft" and gave her a web slinger right in the face!
web slinger by A.M.F.Y. March 13, 2008

Web slinger 

Web slinger
A careless masturbater who needs to rid himself of the evidence of his illicit wank by a spiderman flick of the wrist sending the jiz hurtling through the air
Mum is at the bedroom door and the window is open,
Or maybe its a low shot under the bed,
Only option "web slinger"
Web slinger by james Venom August 21, 2006

web-slingging 

when you skeet in your hand and toss it at a chicken head's face.
I slang my web on a bitch. in ya face. in.. ya... FACE.
web-slingging by john rigby July 11, 2004

Web Slinger 

The act of pulling out during sex and finishing in your hand, only to throw it into your lovers face.
Man1: man, Sidney was being so annoying yesterday.

Man2: oh yeah, what did you do about it?
Man1: when we had sex last night, I gave her a web slinger. She got so pissed!
Web Slinger by Huge hammer69 January 27, 2022

Web Slinging 

When a guy is a f*cking a girl and she lets him nut inside then she shoots it back in his face, like a spider man web
Steven was a little to excited to try web slinging with his new match from Tinder
Trevor received quite a surprise when his girlfriend web slinged him after he finished inside her

Slinging Web

Yet another colloquialism for shooting one's load.
I slung my web all over her face.

Sorry I didn't call you last night, I was out slinging web on anyone that would have it.
Slinging Web by Humpmap.com July 15, 2006