Web M.D.-lusional 

adj. The state of being convinced one is suffering from an illness/disorder/etc. much more severe than what one really has based on a Web M.D. diagnosis.

Ty: I researched my symptoms online, and I think I may have a brain tumor.
Cassie: That's Ty; he's Web M.D.-lusional.

Web M.D.-lusional by clarke paley December 4, 2010

Web-MDing

When a hypochondriac Web-MD's all of their symptoms and even adds/exagerates the slim to none symptoms they think they have, thus resulting in some fantastic and exotic condition that isnt really there.

I banned my daughter from the internet because all day long she is Web-MDing, I think we need to send her back to her psychologist.

Web-MDing by Britt K May 22, 2008

Web-Mding

The act of ceremoniously looking up odd symptoms, most of which are irrelevant and/or non-existent on a website for people who think they can understand a specialized field or are unwilling to pay an exorbitant amount to find out what they are already subconsciously aware of. This often takes place in a setting with unofficial free time and internet access, aka, TOK.

"Dude, what is she doing?"

"Oh, its ok, its just Chaaru Web-Mding again."

"Right..."

Web-Mding by Terri777777 September 1, 2012

WebMD 

You have cancer.

You: it hurts when I poop.
WebMD: you have colon cancer.

WebMD by CheetoEater July 24, 2017

WebMD 

The ultimate internet resource for compulsive hypochondriacs.

My stomach hurts and WebMD says I might have colon cancer. Well, it must be true.

WebMD by Peter W-N June 30, 2008

webmd paranoia

when you become paranoid because webmd matched your symptoms with an incurable disease, usually cancer.

guy 1: whats wrong man? you seem to be acting like your about to die
guy 2: i have a headache that has been going for weeks and when i looked on webmd i apparently have a brain tumor
guy 1: you just have a case of webmd paranoia

webmd paranoia by wangodango August 21, 2012

WebMd 

Checking ones symptoms on WebMd.

My kidney hurts, I think I will WebMd it

I am WebMding my aching back.

WebMd by aweman January 11, 2010