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1.
Intoxicated so thoroughly that the intoxicee is unable to walk a straight line. Other recreational substances may also be used, but the cheapest way to get "weaving drunk" is on cheap wine, beer, or ale.
Since there is so little to do in Yacolt, WA, Tonya Harding entertains herself by getting totally weaving.
by Dave in the Couve April 30, 2007
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2.
A potentially-contact sport involving the expert ability to excuse oneself through a crowd--two people or more--when it is utterly unnecessary to walk through them. Usually leads to mass confusion of the people through whom the weaver is weaving; expect uncalled-for apologies and/or anger. Primarily implemented as a source of entertainment for observers. Also can be applied to generally inserting oneself temporarily into another's space or cramped locations without reason. Men and women who successfully weave should be regarded as maestros of trolling. Overly-ambitious weavers can attempt the slow, backwards double low-deuces pose as they move.
George was weaving through a group of girls in the cafeteria even though there was 10 feet of walking space on either side of them. What a weirdo.

Why is Johnny weaving under the hand-dryers being used in the men's restroom?
by Keat the Peat July 14, 2013
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3.
Intoxicated so thoroughly that the intoxicee is unable to walk a straight line. Other recreational substances may also be used, but the cheapest way to get "weaving drunk" is on cheap wine, beer, or ale.
Since there is so little to do in Yacolt, WA, Tonya Harding entertains herself by getting totally weaving.
by Dave in the Couve April 21, 2007
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