Weapons are humanitarian aid. 

Weapons are humanitarian aid — A perfect example of neo-doublespeak in the tradition of “fake news”, “perfect phone call”, “alternative facts”, and “peaceful tourist rioting with Confederate Flags”.

A most dystopian 21st century reality perhaps illustrating the idea that we really are living in the Kālī Yuga — The Dark Age.

When compared with statements like:

Rice is humanitarian aid
Wheat is humanitarian aid
Digging fresh water wells is humanitarian aid
Offering safe effective and free vaccines is humanitarian aid
Safe and affordable housing is humanitarian aid.

it is easy to see the dark irony of the Orwellian neo-doublespeak statement: weapons are humanitarian aid.

How does this measure up to offering people: food, water, shelter, political asylum, or potential citizenship.

Is it surprising that in an era where gun violence is the number one cause of death among young people in America today; that, we want to export this “largess” all over the world — perhaps as a Swift-ian “modest proposal” to solving the worldwide refugee crisis.

If weapons are humanitarian aid; then WE ARE ACTUALLY AT WAR.

Which would actually be a much more honest and straightforward statement.

Weapons are humanitarian aid. if this statement is true; then, we are actually at war and we should just stop bullshitting about it.

Weapons are humanitarian aid. by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 21, 2023

I'd Rather Shove Wasps Up My Ass 

Yorkshire Sarcastic Reply.
The response given when asked to do something you can't be fucked doing.

Bobby: Dave, make us a brew
Dave: Nah, I'd rather shove wasps up my ass than make you a fucking brew.

I'd Rather Shove Wasps Up My Ass by Greg_the_Smeg February 6, 2019

heavy weapons guy 

and this is his weapon they weigh 150 kilos and fires 200 dollar custom tool cartridges at 10,000 rounds per minute, it cost 400,000 dollars to fire that weapon for 12 seconds

i am heavy weapons guy,and this is my weapon

heavy weapons guy by Leon_dictionary February 3, 2021

Brain-Weasels

Intrusive thoughts of self-doubt and despair, often associated with depression or anxiety, that crawl into your brain and make it hard to focus on other things.

I was going to go to the party, but my brain-weasels were so bad that I couldn't deal with other people that evening.

Brain-Weasels by e.m.b. December 16, 2015

George Weasley 

The sexiest character in the Harry Potter books. He is a great prankster and Quiddich player. He is in Gryffiondor, along with his brothers Bill, Charlie, Percy, fred, and Ron, and sister Ginny.

George Weasley: I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.
George Weasley: Mischief managed.

George Weasley by ThatChickFromRavenclaw December 20, 2014

weasel-foot 

a derogatory term, aimed at no group or persons in particular, used with the intent of completely and utterly confusing the receiver of the insult.

"If you weren't such a fucking weasel-foot, you'd fucking understand!"

weasel-foot by JFrag November 2, 2007

weapon reskins in tf2 

have always seemed like a strange case to me. On one hand if you like how a weapon works but hate how it looks it's nice to have another option to choose from. But on the other hand, reskins usually look like they would function differently from their counterpart. And I've always thought it would be neat if cool looking weapons like the maul had more of an identity than "Its the Homewrecker but for rich people" So I took a large number of weapon reskins currently available in the game and gave them their own set of stats ranging from "Slightly modified sidegrade to the original" to "Completely new weapon idea that's not balanced at all but a ton of fun."

I cant believe that weapon reskins in tf2 have always been a strange case to him!

weapon reskins in tf2 by alazypseudonym January 2, 2023