Brain-Weasels

Intrusive thoughts of self-doubt and despair, often associated with depression or anxiety, that crawl into your brain and make it hard to focus on other things.

I was going to go to the party, but my brain-weasels were so bad that I couldn't deal with other people that evening.

Brain-Weasels by e.m.b. December 16, 2015

Booty Weasels 

The booty of a voluptuous woman. When she walks the resulting motion of her buttocks resemble two weasels fighting over a cheeto.

Peep 1: Man, did you see that girls ass?

Peep 2: Yeah, she is working those booty weasels today!

Booty Weasels by Whooty wrangler December 25, 2011

weazelism 

the worship of our lord and savior weazelbeast. ALL HAIL THE WEAZEL!!!!

I just joined Weazelism. best choice of my life

weazelism by halo10167 September 8, 2018

holly fuck weasels 

Pious rodents who copulate with alarming abandon upon one's soul.

holly fuck weasels my car has been towed.

holly fuck weasels by dirtyjack83 February 6, 2014

Arse like a pillowcase full of weasels 

A posterior which is large, aesthetically grim, structurally unsound and generally fucking horrible.

"Seen the state of Carol? She's got an arse like a pillowcase full of weasels!"

Arse like a pillowcase full of weasels by Tushington Bear November 28, 2017

weaseling

(Verb form of weasel) When asked a question or required to make a rebuttal that one would rather not be clear about due to embarrassment. Or expose a lie or some transgression, a "weasel" will dance around the subject without directly addressing it ... that is "weaseling". Similar to post-truth but lies or emotion may not necessarily be involved. You hear politicians do this all the time, never directly answering the question.

Teacher: Please explain such and such (requiring a very precise canned answer)
Student: "well.. it boils down to this ..." (playing for time to think)
Shout form back of the room: "Weaseling"

Teacher: "we're not boiling eggs..." Moves on to the next student.

weaseling by Chicken Jim November 27, 2016

Head weasels 

Thoughts related from stress etc, which stop you from doing things. Named for the annoying scratching at the back of the mind.

"My head weasels are playing up, so I wont be at the gig tonight."

Head weasels by Glitch23 October 20, 2013