Stinky Weaselteats 

Hello, boys and girls. This is your old pal, Stinky Weaselteats. *
This is a song about a whale. No! This is a song about being happy!
That's right! It's the Happy Happy Joy Joy song!

chorus
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Joy!

I don't think you're happy enough! That's right! I'll teach you to
be happy! I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs! Now, boys and
girls, let's try it again!

chorus

If'n you aint the grandaddy of all liars! The little critters of
nature... They don't know that they're ugly! That's very funny, a
fly marrying a bumblebee! I told you I'd shoot! But you didn't
believe me! Why didn't you believe me?!

chorus without last line
Happy Happy Happy Happy
Happy Happy Happy Happy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Joy!

Stinky Weaselteats was a fine character on Ren and Stimpy.

Stinky Weaselteats by Bud E Love May 15, 2003

weaselcheat 

Taking advantage of a situation that leads to personal gains without loss of status or credibility.

Not to be confused with underhanded actions, weaselcheating is an act of superior, intelligent quick thinking borderline genius

Paddy raffled off a dead donkey at the pub last night. He sold every ticket for £10 and made a quick grand, only the winner wanted their money back upon seeing that the donkey was dead, Paddy's a real Weaselcheat

weaselcheat by Weaselcheat July 14, 2010

weaselcheat 

Taking advantage of a situation that leads to personal gains without loss of status or credibility.

Not to be confused with underhanded actions, weaselcheating is an act of superior, intelligent quick thinking borderline genius

Paddy raffled off a dead donkey at the pub last night. He sold every ticket for £10 and made a quick grand, only the winner wanted their money back upon seeing that the donkey was dead, Paddy's a real Weaselcheat

weaselcheat by Weaselcheat July 14, 2010

Weavehead 

A weavehead is a term used for that particular group of women we all know, that spends billions of dollars per year on non-black women's hair.

"Yo bro look at that weavehead over there"

"Yooooo, she wants to be a white woman so bad".

Weavehead by Tobacco_boy October 19, 2022

weaseled 

Messed up, tangled, flustered.

"Man, I got all weaseled up in the blankets!"
OR
"hwkki - oops sorry, my fingers were all weaseled on the keyboard."

weaseled by WeWereTheTurkey September 23, 2008

weaseled 

When man smokes bare 'po, and man is well wadgered.

Snake: 'Sarah, i can fit 12 biscuits in my mouth!'
Sarah: 'Shut up, your well weaseled. Can I have an ice lolly?'

weaseled by John May 3, 2004

weavehead 

A weavehead Is simply another term for a group of women of that particular race that spends billions of dollars per year on other races of women hair.

Jay : yo bro look at that weavehead over there.

June: she wants to be a white woman so bad. Lmao.

weavehead by Tobacco_boy October 19, 2022