Being extra cute to get out of your boyfriend/girlfriend being mad at you.
Doing things like saying "I love you" or trying to kiss them right after you say/do something that frustrates them.
her: You're such an idiot sometimes.
him: Thanks =/
her: Awwh, I'm sorry baby. I love you.
him: You're weaseling again.
Having a thin, sharp face, like a weasel or fox
Weasel, least weasel or sea fox
Although they look similar - one way to tell the difference between a stoat and a weasel is that unlike stoats, weasels do not have a black tip to the tail.
Fandom uses this word as a verb to denote their interest in the possible (and perhaps more often impossible) romantic relationship between two characters in a piece of fiction belonging to any medium. It's really never used in a platonic way, but if it ever is, people tend to separately emphasize that they are using it platonically.
Usually written: Character/Character or CharacterxCharacter. Fanfiction without any shipping, or with little emphasis on ship is usually labeled genfic, which there is a depressing lack of.
Person 1: It is a little weird how much I am retroactively shipping DoogiexVinnie.
Person 2: Yeah. That's kinda damaged. And Vinnie's like a little weasel. He's got a weasel face.
Person 1: But did you notice how weirdly gay they are for each other???
Person 2: No. Eww. Stop talking.
Anything that will or can catch semen.Some favorite mitts are vaginas , mouth, and titts.
Open up that semen mitt, so I can shoot a fastball in there.
I'm going to bust one off in your semen mitt.
You want it on your face or on those huge semen mitts?
Shut your fucking semen mitt.
|47.||Go you big red fire engine!|
A phrase adopted by Australian comedian Adam Hills, usually used as an expression of affirmation or encouragement.
It was coined during a 1999 stand-up performance in Melbourne, Australia. Hills had invited an audience member on stage to yell out his own name; instead, the man shouted "go you big red fire engine!" The phrase quickly became an audience chant, and Hills subsequently used it as an affirmative mantra, eventually basing a stand-up show around it in 2001.
"Go you big red fire engine!" came to be regarded as a general expression of encouragement, and with Hills' urging it began to weasel its way into pop culture: it ended up appearing in a Detroit newspaper and on a Swedish website, as well as being yelled out in the Australian Federal Parliament by then-Senator Natasha Stott Despoja.
"The only way I could get through every night (of a bad gig) was, as I walked on, to just go, 'go you big red fire engine!' I could face anything after saying that!" - Adam Hills, "Go You Big Red Fire Engine" (2001)
1) To talk big but never actually come through on anything.
2) Being your best friend to your face till he gets the chance to stab you in the back.
3) Always picking up little things here and there that don't belong to you hoping you never notice.
4) Always the first to take credit for the good and point the finger for anything that doesn't go well.
5) Always out for himself.
I don't wanna work with that guy he's a real varney.
being intoxicated while face-booking... posting or commenting on face book while drunk or high
I'm sorry for posting you were a fucking douche biscuit who sucks homeless cocks. I was totally fabunking.