wankbrain 

One who only thinks of masturbation.

He's one hell of a wankbrain

wankbrain by Tris Jon October 12, 2006

Weedbrain 

Somebody who's past use of weed has affected the way their brain functions in a detrimental way often resulting in "weedbrain" moments where they will often spout nonsense for an extended duration of time until ultimately throwing a fit when realizing their wrong

Aaron: "Yeah, I drink on occasion."
Jacob: "Bro, alcohol is way worse than weed."
Aaron: "What, stop being a weedbrain bro."

Weedbrain by Sir Leviathan IV of Chernobyl April 20, 2020

Weedbrain 

A person who speaks and acts foolishly due to constant cannabis use. They refuse to acknowledge the causal link between cannabis use and degenerate behavior; on the contrary, weedbrains will falsely attribute positive outcomes to smoking. In essence, weedbrains have gaslit themselves into thinking that drug use has been a boon to their lives.

Weedbrain: Brooo, weed is awesome man. It makes me more creative and in tune with nature. It even cured my uncle's cancer! It's not an addiction - I only spend half my paycheck on it, bro.

Weedbrain by randyw_ January 22, 2023

wetbrain 

the condition of being excessively stupid of forgetful, retarded

That kid has mad wetbrain. He asked me how to spell "example."

wetbrain by Hanz Von Steiner March 8, 2005

Wetbrained 

The effect on ones after smoking pot chronic and lasts about two weeks. Being wetbrained causes random intervals of spacing, forgetfullness, stupidity, and occaisonally blackouts.

1. Hey can i copy your worksheet, im so wetbrained from last week...

2.Jeff: Gubhubhubuhublllll
Joe: Dude whats wrong?
Jeff: ghuhughuhuhnhunh
Joe: Oh thats right your wetbrained.

Wetbrained by SmiwyROD May 26, 2010

Weedbrain 

Another name for a stoner, someone who smokes a lot of weed.

Guy #1: "Hey man you wanna smoke a blunt?"
Guy #2: "Hell no, I'm not a weedbrain."

Weedbrain by srpuffinstuff May 15, 2016