A weak attempt at trying to portray coolness by being funny at another person's expense; typically attempted by trustafarians; often accompanied by the douche chills.
When a member of a fantasy football league insults another participant by saying in a pre-season email, "I am surprised
he even knows what football is," the rest of the league responds, "Now that's some weak shit-talking."
|2.||Your Shits Weak|
Your shits weak.
Used when talking smack to someone and saying there come backs are weak.
"Yo momma" -
"Your shits weak man" -
A weak individual that is easily beat in a fight; A person that is easily hit in the face during a fight.
That dude was such a "punchmuncher" he shouldn't have been talking shit.
I heard he was a major "punchmuncher" when he
got in a fight with Johnny.
A weak ass pussy! Someone who talks but doesn't back it up. A poser, a lame, a bitchboy.
Friend 1 - Man that fucknigga kept talking shit about me while I was dancing with that fine ass broad.
Friend 2 - Yeah you should of said something he looked like a real fucknigga!
|5.||hoe ass yamp [dumb bitch]|
a triflin ass woman; a bitch that is not taking care of her shit; a young, stupid, tramp.
Jashawna's been talking about you Stormi.
So what? Fuck that hoe ass yamp dumb bitch.
1) - An act of utter self-serving meanness by someone purporting to be doing you a 'favour';more...
2) - Pertaining to:-
A lie of such staggering scope and proportion that the protagonist often begins to believe it themselves (see 'Munchausen Syndrome by proxy');
A continually-morphing tale involving bizarre range of actors, singers, musicians and scientists and the day he gave them career-assisting help/ advice from which the rest is history;
A state of delusion.
3) - An evening/ lifetime involving the heavy consumption of stella artois, weak spliffs and bags of ribs, punctuated by bouts of furious animalistic masterbation to Asian porn,
limp-dicked attempts to seduce anything with a pulse and no nose, and collapsing into an item of household furniture, followed by a morning of shoe-staring drunken regret;
4) - The mistaken belief that one is of a different ethnicity to one's own, following the slightest contact with a Reggae CD, and talking for the rest of the evening in a poorly-conceived Jamaican patois;
5) - Pertaining to the taking of an unwarranted 'commission' on goods or services (see Jackson Tax;
6) - A System of Education composing of 14 hours per day 365 days per year watching repeats of 'Top Gear' and The Discovery Channel, after which one attains such...
|7.||Law School Hard-To-Get|
Commonly Known Phrase:
Girls who were moderate to huge sluts in undergrad trying to pretend that they are innocent and tease boys in Law School by playing the hard-to-get game.
These girls can range from age 22-28 and are usually single for obvious reasons, either due to: (a) the fact that they are shithoused at most/all parties and devoid for any emotional stability ;(b) either have a lot of friends and love being the center of attention (or) have few friends due to being a crazy shit talking whore and love being the center of attention ;(c) pretend to be classy/ never admit they were previous (still secret) sloots who probably have a freak nasty case of chlamydia or HPV, or worse the incurable Herp ;(4) are most likely in the bottom half of their law school class ;(5) definitely isn't the best looking girl in your class, but is "cute" and "passable" and "seems like she has a great (although fake sometimes, but you will not realize this oftentimes until it is too late) personality" and ;(g) attempt to start over "fresh" and "classy" but their inner-whore comes out eventually, you cannot cage a hungry tiger.
Law School Men Heed This Warning!
Can be used as an action verb in appropriate circumstances: "I thought she was really into me, but turns out that girl was law school hard-to-getting me!"
As a noun:
"She loves playing law school hard-to-get, but I do not have time for that hell hole of crazy."
"That girl is playing law school hard-to-get, but I have law school exams that are easier than her."
As a descriptive noun:
In first semester of law school-
" Damn, that girl is so law school hard-to-get."
End of first year of law school-
"I am so glad that girl was law school hard-to-get, that bitch is a cave troll!"
"Maggie" was a huge slut in undergrad and had all of the boys chasing her, now she is in law school and wants the boys to think she is classy and refined, so she is super flirtatious and gets many guys to like her, but never chooses one to date. The weak and desperate ones fall for the trap thinking they have found true love, but alas!, she's just another common slut.
Ladies, quit playing games with my heart.