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57.
i need to bitch to you about something that is damned serious.
honey, we need to talk about how to control our son's desire for porn.
by Anonymous September 20, 2003
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58.
see: time for you to run like a chipmunk on red bull.
Listen Johnny, about that thirty thousand you owe me... We need to talk..

by Minakatamoriya November 01, 2003
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59.
meaning (we) need to talk about shit I need to do.
girfriend: Rob, we need to talk.
Rob: Fuck! Trying to watch the game here.
by Rexall October 13, 2004
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60.
That's what a woman says to her boyfriend when he fucked up.
If your woman says this, run because you're fucked!
by The Dude November 11, 2004
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61.
Womanspeak for I don't like anything about you except you enormous cock/paycheck and you aren't being sensitive to my needs (big cock and paycheck).
Woman:We need to talk
Man:For the love of fucking Christ, what now? (under his breath)
Woman:You aren't listening to me.
Man:Get my check book. Go fuck a hat(under his breath)
by Snazzy McSnazz April 24, 2004
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62.
How someone kicks off a conversation where it will be only they talking, and you sweating. Just the mere mention of these words can frighten your partner or employees.


The best comeback is indifference to what they're saying, and a hearty "Fuck you". Or, alternatively, plan to do something that they'll really like as soon as they say this, then, at the end of it, say this to them, and fuck them off.
there are enough examples in this definition already.
by Gumba Gumba March 21, 2004
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63.
The sure fire way to tell that your boyfriend/girlfriend is about to break up with you.
"We need to talk, I don't think this is working out..."
by nat the SPORK September 21, 2003
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