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We need to talk. I'm moving back with my Mom.
by ase September 22, 2003
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Man-Step up bitch fo shizzel ma nizzle.
Woman-We need to talk.
by A September 20, 2003
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Generic phrase used in all cultures to denote the ending of a relationship and the final dispersement of common property. Tip of the iceberg.
by Anonymous September 20, 2003
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The four worst words in the english language. Either that or "whose bra is this?"
Woman: David, we need to talk.
Dave: FUCK!
by REID April 18, 2004
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What she says.

He hears: "Fuck off and die."

He thinks: "I guess this means no blowjob tonight."
She: "We need to talk."

He: "I guess this means no blowjob tonight."
by tman April 08, 2004
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It means someone needs to talk to you. Or if your penis is inable of pleasuring a woman, it COULD mean something else.
Hey, we need to talk. I think I have a plan for robbing that bank.

-Hey. We need to talk, about last night... Yea. You know. That fives minutes. YEA that five minutes.
by Ahmose October 16, 2003
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The phrase that proves your girlfriend has a tampon shoved too far up the wrong hole.
"We need to talk"
"No you need to talk, I'll just pretend I'm listening"
by SSDK May 18, 2004
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