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I'm too shy to admit it but here goes "I want to screw your brains out". A universal mating call.
Two people just met and are just getting to know each other; :we need to talk".
by hercimer February 07, 2004
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a bit like that metaloaf song...two outta three.....

"i want u,
i need you,
but there's just no way i'm ever gonna love you u
now don't be sad, two outta three ain't bad."

u fit, u nice, u ain't my fit...fook arf"..
e.g. the fact that u keep telling me i am nowhere as sexy as HER yet i'm less moral. my fucking bass never cheated on me.....fuck u , ur momma 2 and yer daddy!"
by dj vixxxen March 19, 2004
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A nice way for a woman to say," Let's talk later so I can dump your sorry ass."
by KLC_04 April 02, 2017
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If your girlfriend gives you this text, you're out of luck. If somebody else does though, they searched your browser history and found your "secret stuff."
"My girlfriend says we need to talk. I'm gonna hide and change my identity if you don't mind.
by Masterchief2653 April 01, 2015
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A word that is almost always followed up with shit, fuck, how did you know, and I think we should break up/get a divorce.

Usually used by girlfriends to break up or wives to complain about how Becky flipped her off in work.
Situation 1: Vivian: We need to talk
Daniel: (sighs inside) I think we should break up.
Vivian: What'd I do?
Daniel: Have sex with my best friend and tell me about it

Situation 2: Marcia: We need to talk.
Richard: (inside mind): FUCK (out loud): SHIT
by British Black Cocks March 23, 2017
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What a girl says when she means, "You're in some deep shit." Is most commonly used when your girlfriend finds out you've been cheating, you're breaking up, or your mom is about to ground you for life for getting that one B.
Gf: "Honey, we need to talk."
Guy: "What?"
Gf: "Have you been dating another girl behind my back?"
Guy: "Whaaaaaa?????"
by Oshikanoma April 11, 2017
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A woman's slang for "I am breaking up with you if we don't solve a problem."
A guys girlfriend: We need to Talk
The Guy: Fuck my life.
by GatMFR September 25, 2015
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