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1. Your girlfriend wants to break up with you
2. Your parents found your stash.
1. We need to talk. I hate you.
2. We need to talk. I found this in your dresser.
by ghjgh May 21, 2004
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the WORSE combination of four words in the dictionary. usually implies the future action in a realtionship aka, hes dumping you.
Jack- Betty, we need to talk.
Betty- oh shit
by Ninj4 October 14, 2003
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Variation of "I like you but you aren't what I want"; "I need to complain about something"; "I'm a muff diving whore"
X- Hey Sam?
Sam- What?
X- We need to talk...
Sam- Oh shit...
by Sam A.M. October 17, 2003
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female version of "I need to complain"
"We need to talk" will often be said after toilet seats are left in the upright position, and/or you come before she does and/or in the event of forgotten anniversaries.
by Captain Rad November 22, 2002
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what is usually said at the office before a long-winded speech by the boss. Is often followed by "Your services are no longer needed."
"Jack, we need to talk. Since profits are down by 12% and we are looking to downsize the corporation, I am going to have to tell you that your services are no longer needed. Go luck finding around job."
by ricky roma September 27, 2003
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phrase suggestive of a problem or figmented occurence of an anomaly within the relationship matrix that is regularly preceded or followed by a female friend/significant other/spouse standing in front of the television during one of a number of pivotal guy-moments, performed ALWAYS at the wrong time, such as:

(a) Within the last period/quarter/few minutes of any close game.

(b) The last (or only) game of any championship, ESPECIALLY in the most pivotal part (NBA Finals, World Series, Super Bowl, Stanley Cup Finals, any Game 7).

(c) Any episode of "The Man Show".

(d) The last level or final boss of any video game you're about to beat.
Announcer: "Johnson's at the 20, one defender to beat! Clock's ticking down... final seconds... he's at the 5... does a spin move... he can't shake him..."

TV GETS TURNED OFF AND BLOCKED BY SAID FEMALE!!

"We need to talk"
by Spider RasMon November 24, 2003
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Actually means, 'I need to talk, You better listen'.

Generally pronounced by a female voice
Susan: Dera, we need to talk.
Sam: (time to put all my non-listening skills I been practicing)
by [offbeat] April 11, 2004
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