Never quite summons up courage to call. Hopes like hell she won't e-mail or ring, and that he can skulk off into the night. Sign of cowardice, therefore an automatic disqualifier when it comes to relationship material...
The best comeback is indifference to what they're saying, and a hearty "Fuck you". Or, alternatively, plan to do something that they'll really like as soon as they say this, then, at the end of it, say this to them, and fuck them off.
2. your parents found your stash or are fed up with in there house (normally the second one never happens because they want it to be like you solved it so you cant say they kicked you out)
3.boss thinks your not working enough (because you where not working 24 hoar shifts with no pay) so he is firing you.
4. (rarest of all)girlfriend or wife just want to cuss you out or wants you to tell you to never see your friends again.
husband: (thinking) DAMN where is the number for my lawyer.
(mind you this had 2 so i might as well put the 2nd one down)
girlfriend: honey we need to talk
dude: (thinking) shit
2.parents son we need to talk what is this
kid:(thinking) o crap they found my stash better think fast...
(the second one)
parents: son we need to talk we want you out of our house now you have been here for a year now and you said a week and you'd be back on your feet
3. boss: we need to talk, seeing as you hardly work and our sales are down by 10% your fired.
boss: (thinking) he should of worked 24 hoar shifts with no pay... o well more money for me.
4.(wife or girlfriend) : honey we need to talk.
(wife or girlfriend) :(thinking) this will teach you for forgetting our anniversary.
(wife or girlfriend) : honey we need to talk. your never allowed to see your friends again.
(wife or girlfriend) : (thinking my twisted version mind you) bwahahaha now I will make him hang out with my friends all day long.
sorry for the length of this but a lot of scenarios and just wanted to get them all.
"i want u,
i need you,
but there's just no way i'm ever gonna love you u
now don't be sad, two outta three ain't bad."
u fit, u nice, u ain't my fit...fook arf"..
What your mom says when she finds out you fucked your now ex-boyfriend.
Guy: Look, it's not you, it's me, I mean I still wanna be friends... it's just not working out.
*Girl gets lots of cuddles of now ex-bf, goes home and peices together heart which is then shattered again after the discovery of his new gf*
Mom: Rebekah, we need to talk.
daughter:*panics and mutters 'oh shit, I'm gonna get a bollocking coz of that twat... and that cheap new tart of his... It hurts :'('* *faked innocence* Why?
Mom: Rebekah have you ever had sex?
Daughter then comes up with a lie which mother sees thru instantly