| 981. | foodwhore | ||
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foodwhore
One who has mostly nothing else more to do then eating. One who basically is the whole time of a day waiting/craving for a piece of meat. One who crosses the streets and people think " hey isnt that guy like pregnant? " One who has the argument "It's nature! We can eat meat" but what he actually means is " damn i cant help the way i am, i'm weak and i cannot resist food because am way more weak then regular people". One who thinks he's 'regular' and things other people dont mind, but in fact everyone around him is laughing about it's overweight. foodwhore
let's visit MCDONALDS MMMM, Damn am hungry again (had breakfast 3 minutes ago), I just love FEBO food, |
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| 982. | College Pro Painters | ||
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College Pro Painters was founded by a college student in Thunder Bay, Ontario, Canada in 1971. It is North America’s original and most successful student painting company. We paint homes in the summer months and all our managers – who are franchisees – are full time college students. Each year we paint an average of 30,000 homes in communities throughout North America.
We operate in 29 U.S. states and in 7 Canadian provinces, and every year we recruit, select, and extensively train hundreds of franchise managers to deliver a quality paint job and customer experience, run their own businesses, and uphold the promise of the College Pro Painters brand. "The positive experience with College Pro Painters when they recently painted my home was one I would gladly repeat. Scott was persistent despite my difficult work schedule which didn’t allow for lengthy meetings nor did it allow for easy meeting times. He adapted to these times and was quick in returning an estimate. He was able to move up on his schedule when an opening presented itself and remained within my limited budget. The crew manager was pleasant, responsive and always kept the outcome of the job in mind. He was resourceful and mindful of the needs of his crew as well as paid attention to the detail that there was no shortage of. Each time a request was made or decision had to be made, he was helpful and thoughtful. The crew was also very pleasant and great to share moments with through the project. There were no times of tension or frustration that often accompany such a project. I review these college students as great talents for their own futures. I will again turn to College Pro when I need my home painted or when asked by a friend who I would recommend for a job in the future. My thanks to a team well run and of good character." ~Mr. Robinson, Homeowner and customer
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"College Pro is a great experience for college students looking to gain real working experience in a variety of different fields. Since you are the owner of the franchise, you oversee all aspects and have the ability to run your business in your fashion. The skills that I acquired this pas... |
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| 983. | wow | ||
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Crack for gamers, and the real thing that makes people turn into zombies. "MUST PLAY WOW!!! ... iv been away from my computer too long its been like what ... 30 mins omg we have a raid in 5 min's... AAAAGGGGGG DRIVE ME HOME FASTER I MUST PLAY WOW NOW!!!!"
(durning riad) parent: " want dinner?" gamer: "... resisted my spell taht mf omg fuck you all... i didnt cause the wipe..." (5 min's later) Parent: "did you hear me? do you want dinner?" Gamer: "..." (15 min's later) Parent: (behind gamer) "if you want to eat youll come get it now or nothing till morning." Gamer: "..." (head tilts to the side and swivels to the back unnaturally) NO GTF OUT OF MY ROOM!!! IM RAIDING HERE IN WOW!" (after raid about 3-6hrs later depending) Gamer: "damn im hungry." Parent: "ZZzzZZzzZZzz..." Gamer: "fucking shit i did it again ./cry" |
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| 984. | Extreme Card | ||
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A legendary card alotted to someone who has done something amazingly extreme and lived, preferably unscathed, to tell the tale over and over again. Card allows carrier to: speed without the worry of being chased or even seen by cops, become disengaged from the laws of physics, unchallenged dibsing, etc. Carrier is not allowed to show any non card holder his card or it will be rebuked. Jrex: "How can we be going sixty-five in a thirty without any cops coming after us?"
Me: "Dude. Extreme card?" Jrex: "Oh..right." |
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| 985. | Par | ||
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a game originally played by a bunch of high assholes in some kids basement.
three categories can trigger a par: 1: Cheese 2: Marijuana 3: sports This includes anything related to those words. Saying a type of cheese, anything relating or in reference to marijuana, sports ( this includes players names or common sports related phrases such as "swing batter batter") once you say something that triggers a par, any surrounding player can "par" you but only up to 30 seconds after the word has been said. once you have been "par"'d you must do the following: 1:ball your right fist 2:use your left hand to push it down to your knee's 3:launch your right fist up till it almost hits you in the face 4: lick your knuckle If you refuse to do this, all other players can punch you in the face. How to par: when someone says one of the three words(or words relating to) shout "par" at them. dude 1: what kind of pizza did you want tonight?
dude 2: i don't know, cheese? dude 1: PAR!!!!! dude 2: shit man, :::::licks knuckle:::: you fucking got me again! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ girl 1: man, you shoulda been there we smoked some dank outa john's bubbler girl 2: PAR! girl 1: :::::::licks knuckle::::::: i suck at this game |
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| 986. | North Carolina | ||
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From a yankees prespective:
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North Carolina is the complete opposite of how I used to live in New York. People here range from nice to rude. The nice people have class and are polite to everyone, including yankees. On the other hand the "red neck" kind of people live low and disgusting lives. Their lawn is festered with junk, they hate everyone, and they are stupid. The weather is mild year round. Summers are hot and the winters are slighly cool. It nevers rains and their is always a drought. When it snow, it unspectactular. It is only about an inch and they cancell school for it. You can go each day wearing shorts. This state is big on southern food. People here love barbeque and the sweetest and greasest fried food.They preffer grits to oatmeal.hey don't know what saurkraut is. Most of the new york style food resturants are owned and run by yankees who open shop here. The food is good and offers a alternative to southern food. Most dignifed southerns won't eat this food because they thinks it is to greasy. Everyone loves ACC basketball. They love it so much that they make you watch it in school. Don't talk shit about any of the top name schools. Let them do that. The Carolina Panthers, the NFL team, are a real good team who all of a sudden became good. The Hurricanes, The NHL team, is pretty good as well. Their is no MLB team but they love the Braves. So it kind of sucks to be a Met fan (which is what I am). The schools here are not that great. UNC is f... |
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| 987. | samich girl | ||
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A girl who is so skinny you think someone aught to stop and give her a samich. Generally meant to be descriptive rather than an insult or compliment. Derives from a decriptive conversation; you know that skinny girl, we're talking real skinny, someone give that girl a samich skinny... I was at the video store the other day and that samich girl was working again; it reminded me I had to stop at Subway on the way home.
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