| 1. | I can't | ||
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' I Can't' is used by teenagers now-a-days to express their feelings towards particular things..it could be either unbearable or any feelings in that matter..such as opinions. person 1 : "let me tell you a joke..what happened when the chicken crossed the road?"
person 2 : "What?" person 1 : " The car hit it" person 2 : "OMG!! ur sooooooo sad i can't" OR two persons walking on the street pass a little boy in the age of 5 walking with his mother wearing a shirt which says.."Wuv me?" the 1st person says to the 2nd person 1st person: " Did u see the shirt that boy was wearing?" 2nd person: " Yes.It was sooo cuuuuute. I can't!!!" |
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| 2. | We Goin' Sizzler | ||
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Sports trash talk from the early 1990s, first coined in the movie "White Men Can't Jump". Used to intimidate opponents by implying that those who "goin' Sizzler" had already won the game and were planning to celebrate at Sizzler Steakhouse. Often, and as in White Men Can't Jump, the statement "we goin' sizzler" was known to backfire. 12 year old Little Leaguer whose team was up by 1 run late in the game, and who got to see an R-rated movie (White Men Can't Jump) and thought he was cool: "We Goin' Sizzler, We Goin' Sizzler!"
Other team scores 2 runs. Aformentioned 12 year old: <Silence> |
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| 3. | This is why we can't have nice things | ||
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1.) The inability to possess quality goods or services. 2.) Shit we can't have. 3.) Used to describe the consequences of an asshole. 1.) "God dammit Schmidt, this is why we can't have nice things."
2.) "He pissed on my desk, this is why we can't have nice things." 3.) "You grabbed her ass, this is why you can't have a nice thing." |
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| 4. | yes we can | ||
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Barack Obama's new catch phrase which has somehow been made into a song, of course by the Black Eyed Peas (featuring numerous other celebrities), cause they're SO politically conscious. The song is meant to be inspiring, yes people working together, we'll change the world, etcetera, etcetera, except it really leaves me wondering whether william or whatever his fucking name is (I know there are some fucking periods somewhere in it) has any ear for music, because the song sounds like crap, and the Obama voiceover kills any possibility of a person actually enjoying the experience of listening to it, because (and I'm not naming any names) certain types of peas just can't make music. In spanish yes we can translates as si se puede, but the song still sucks orangutan tits.
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| 5. | We ain't rich! This is why we can't have nice things. | ||
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Phrase used to get an annoying person to quit bothering you. If it doesn't work the first time, say it louder and louder until they stop bothering you. Annoying stepbrother: Lemme play SSBB with you!
Me: Go away kid. I hate you. Stepbrother: No! I wanna play it! Me: We ain't rich! This is why we can't have nice things. |
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| 6. | IRS Can't Tax Money | ||
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money you get illegally. from anything from drugs, to gangs, to whatever. We're talking that bad money, That IRS Can't Tax Money, ya dig me.
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| 7. | can't hang | ||
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1.when someone is being out of line
2.when someone can't handle their drugs/alcohol 3.someone who can't hang is someone you just dont want to be around because they're fucking annoying and retarted and candle handle their shit. "eww Meghan is throwing up everywhere" "hahaha she can't hang!"
"should we invite laurel?" "are you kidding? she's so annoying. girl can't hang" |
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